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... st in her mouth or stuff like that?

I realized that these clichés exist because they happen too often in real life.

As for why I bring all of this up, it’s actually quite simple. Just yesterday, some idiot (who would come being me) was calmly thinking that nothing could go wrong with our little moving and new living environment.

That idiot is in the middle of a primal forest with nothing but a bow, arrows, a steel dagger, and a backpack with supplies. One might think that ...

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