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... Had I known I’d cause such trouble for you, I would have scheduled my magical awakening at a more convenient time."

Damn it. My troublesome mouth is not getting the memo.

Logan’s fingers dig deeper into my hip—a warning. But it’s hard to hold myself back when I already hate this man.

Just as I tell myself to shut the fuck up, my mouth opens again.

"Perhaps next time I’ll pencil in my existential crisis between tea with the Queen and lunch with the Pope." My smile ...

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From the moment she knew she was chosen by Xiao Jingheng to enter the palace as a concubine, her goal has been very clear:

“I entered the palace just to become the Empress, why else? To go cook for someone else?”

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Her attitude towards him in her daily life was also visibly perfunctory.

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