Please get me out of this BL novel...I'm straight! - Chapter 370: ’Ana & Lilah.’

Chen Fan transmigrates to a Spiritual Qi-revived Martial Arts world and acquires a martial arts panel.Not only can it enhance the body, but it can also improve skill levels, unlock skill-specific traits, and continuously upgrade.Basic Archery Level 1, Traits: Strengthening the Body Level 1, Superhuman Arm Strength Level 1, Slow Fire Level 1Basic Archery Level 3, Traits: Strengthening the Body Level 3, Superhuman Arm Strength Level 3, Slow Fire Level 3, Mounted Archery Level 1Basic Archery Level 6, Traits: Strengthening the Body Level 6, Superhuman Arm Strength Level 6, Slow Fire Level 6, Mounted Archery Level 4, Rapid Fire Level 1From Basic Fist Technique, Basic Step Technique, to Tai Chi Fist, Xingyi Fist, Eight Trigrams Palm, and Yi Jin Jing...Step by step, he ascends toward the pinnacle of the world.

A chubby little girl was reborn. She received a heaven defying system as well as a drastic weight loss as she advanced in ranks to become a goddess. She started a company, became the big boss, signed on superstars and filmed movies. There were no limits to her counterattacks - face slapping and tumbling around were daily occurrences to her. In the end, midway through her smooth-sailing ventures, her system would always play a few tricks. [Ding! Issuing the main mission: Host, please seduce Mr CEO with all your might!] What?? The goddess was instantly dumbfounded. Hold on!! However, the goddess suddenly turned backwards and her body dashed towards Mr CEO in a manner that was completely out of her control. One step, two steps, three steps… With a crash, she hugged onto him tightly, unwilling to let go even when her life was put on the line.

As a long-time Naruto fan, John downloaded what was advertised as the latest and most highly anticipated Naruto mobile game. However, as soon as the download finished, a blinding light enveloped him. When he regained his vision, he was shocked to find that he had become the orphan of Konoha—Haruto Itsuki. To make matters worse, upon his arrival, the Nine-Tails Rebellion began. Now, he must find a way to survive and navigate the chaotic ninja world during one of its most dangerous and turbulent times.

— Climax exorcism.

An obscene ability that forces forces anyone stricken by it to climax, regardless of whether they are living or dead.

As a bonus, it also forces evil spirits and monsters to ascend to heaven.

This is a world where evil spirits and monsters are everywhere and being an exorcist is a real job.

Talented boys and girls with bright futures are trained at the “School for Exorcists”.

Furuya Haruhisa is a boy cursed with the ability, climax exorcism, and is also the school dunce.

Using the ability could lead to his own social death…

But then, Haruhisa met her.

Misaki Soya, a girl possessing a similarly cursed pair of eyes — demon eyes.

And so begins the legend of how history’s worst exorcists came to be known as the strongest before anyone realized it. Their first official job results in a grand performance with a monster woman who runs away from boobs.

— Nhoooooo!?

A coquettish voice echoes throughout the neighborhood tonight.

It is undoubtedly evidence of an ascension.

Are those useless exorcists using their obscene abilities?

Is ero going to save the world?

A slightly ecchi exorcism performance!!