Pretending to Cultivate in Kindergarten - Chapter 8: The Discipline Officer

A hundred centuries ago, Daoist Jing Yuan died from lightning. A hundred centuries later, he comes back to life, but discovers that the stars have shifted and the world has transformed by leaps and bounds.

Marketplace: Selling herbs for 10 coppers each, alleviates fevers and detoxifies, reduces swelling and relieves pain.

Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the main precious herb used for Foundation Establishment Pills?

Auction house: Advanced level cultivation method starting at 30,000 spirit-stones!

Jing Yuan: Isn’t this the trashiest cultivation method you could find anywhere on the streets?

Art gallery: “The 100 Influential Figures of the Cultivation World”

Jing Yuan: Aren’t these my good friends A, B, C, D and old enemies 1, 2, 3, 4?

Bookstore: “Jing Yuan: A Biography“, “Memoirs of Jing Yuan“, “An Intro to Daoist-Master Jing Yuan’s Legendary Life“, “Honored Master Jing Yuan Teaches You How to Guide Qi into the Body“, “The Seven Habits of Founder Jing Yuan”

Jing Yuan: ?? Isn’t this me? Wait, when did I gain seven habits?

The companions he once journeyed with have long passed away, and not even 1/10 of the formerly glorious cultivation legacies remain. Yet, in this world without him, his legend still exists. This kind of feeling, is a bit embarrassing…

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The big director of the Jiaye film company was widely known as the Ghost Talent. In the eyes of everyone, he was a famous workaholic who was rumored to be sexually cold. Even so, from the time he became a director until now, there were already many overblown s*x scandals attached to his name.

Then, one day, he suddenly got married.

Yi Ran thought that she married such a man. In any case, she had nothing to lose. Until the wedding night, when they suddenly rolled the sheets and she discovered that…her thinking was too simple.

Have you ever loved someone who turned out to be so different from what you expected? This incomprehensible relationship became an opportunity to change your life, making you unable to forget. Life will be filled with flowers, making you want to cling to his side and never let go.

A lifetime of care is the most long-lasting feeling;

Life with him became a journey that will forever be imprinted in your memory.

Meng Shu travels to a very backward world of suspense and horror,

Got a game development system that monkeys can use.

In this parallel world where VR has been popularized,

You can buy step-by-step tutorials for all games in the previous life by collecting the player’s scare value.

What game can scare players?

Scary horror game!

Therefore, in this unpopular field that no one cares about,

He used the system to develop one after another VR version of horror games that scared the shit out of players.

“Escape” made the players love and hate, complaining endlessly, saying that their hearts couldn’t bear it.

“Face” puts players on high alert, frightened every step of the way, and then yells “Fuck” when they are frightened by the noise of the radio.

“Amnesia” caused the players’ San value to plummet, and they were always in pain and torture surrounded by fear.

“The Evil Within” allows players to experience the sensory impact of blood and flesh, as well as the scream of fear of being chased by monsters.

“Alien Isolation” allows players to see the horror of aliens for the first time in history, so that they dare not shoot with a gun.

“Living Brain Cells”, “Silent Hill”, “Resident Evil”, “Layers of Fear”, “Apsoff”, “Midnight Harem of Teddy Bear”, “Dead Soul”, “Paper People”, “Dead Space”, “Haunted House” and so on .

Every one of his horror and horror games can make players all over the world scream!

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Non-original games, don’t like to enter by mistake

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“Even if this universe is truly nothing more than a brutal bloody shadowy forest, we Cultivators will burn all that we have just to give off a single weak flickering spark in the darkness!