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... ld I earn money? Earning money is other people's business. My mission is to squander wealth, enjoy life, and slack off until I die! Hey, you ask how I became the richest person in the world by squandering? How the hell would I know?

—Quotes from Lu Xiaobu, the prodigal!

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Lu Xiaobu, groggy from sleep, threw his alarm clock, which woke him up, and continued to doze off.

"Wait a minute, where the hell is this?" Lu Xiaobu sat up with a jolt, looking around the unfa ...

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