Re:Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - Arc 6 – Chapter 26, “Stick Swinger”

This is the story about the rebirth of a xiao gōng with a sweet steamed bun-like xiao shòu.

In the past life, xiao shòu, in order to help xiao gōng block a poisonous blade, ended up dying due to blood loss.

After the rebirth of xiao gōng, xiao shòu was loved till overflowing.

This is a cliche story which is warm, sweet, no abuse.

- Description from Novelupdates

William Hunter was a young high-school student who was constantly bullied and made fun of by the people around him.

Suddenly, one day, everyone was given a system and transported into a parallel apocalyptic world filled with powerful hordes of zombies, wrecking havoc on everyone and everything. Even with systems, most people struggle to survive.

[You have received the ???-rank system, Minion Controller]

[You have received 1x Woodcutter Minion and 1x Warrior Minion]

[You can buy more minions in the Shop]

What was this?

[Your Woodcutter Minion has collected 21 wood, it is now level-2]

As other people struggled to survive. William would be able to create an army of minions and take over this hellscape

The entire entertainment circle knew that whenever leading actress Du Yu Shu and Emperor Ye Jingan encountered each other, in their free time they would speak with poison on their tongues and release gunpowder all around them in the air-ready to destroy, their poor relationship was to the point where fans from both sides had already given up on fighting with each other.

But no one knew that Du Yu Shu was actually a very big fan of Ye Jingan, every day she would go online and praise him #bow to male god, #male god is very handsome, #male god I want to give birth to a little monkey with you, #give birth a flower goddess # fan in true love;

At the same time, no one knew that Ye Jingan was Du Yu Shu’s fan, every day he would go online and worship her #goddess, #please marry me goddess, #seeking to support the goddess, #I’ll kneel so please look at me goddess #this is true love ;

Until one day, they both entered into the same entertainment variety show- causing the entire entertainment circle to go mad, though it was a very delightful spectacle to watch, one day, they fell off a horse.

—I heard you like me?

—So?

—Well I like you,

—I like you too.

Small Theater:

When the news broke out that Ye Jingan and Du Yu Shu would attend the same reality show, fans from both sides started crying tears→

→ Fan A: goddess, why didn’t you think this through clearly! A good reality show will become a murder scene, the director will cry!

Fans II: In order for the program to run without any problems, the director must not put male god and goddess in the same group ah!

Fans three: I think the real purpose of the reality show is to make Male God and Goddess’s battle of the sharp tongues into a full on war-conflict!

A year later, Ye Jingan made a Weibo posting :

Ye Jingan V: Thank you, we are together.

Now, fans have felt that they need to see a doctor, an optometrist.

Caden Ryder.Having both the status of a Transmigrator and a regressor.Once a human from Earth and a ruthless domineering general of the Purple Continent.His journey through the mystical world was rough and filled with betrayals.Following the death of Emperor Rozen Riverrun and the rise of Emperor Zeraith Riverrun.Both eras brought about the rise of the Redmen Race.And the death of the Purplemen Race, in the end....After years of fighting, after years of defending the Purple Continent.It was all for nothing. But little did he know that his execution was the beginning of his journey.[Regression Alert!]Regressing back to the time when Kyle Freeman transmigrated into the body of Caden Ryder.Now amped with the knowledge of two past lives, with his determination to grow stronger.With the zeal to live the mundane and quiet luxurious life he has always dreamed of.Caden must walk the path of domination, the path of conquerors.Armed with a Primordial System. Armed with three SSS-Ranked Ultimate Skills.If he must conquer the Red Continent to live his mundane, quiet, and luxurious life.Then so be it, he shall conquer the Red Continent.With the knowledge of his past lives, walking on a path of mysteries and adventures.If there's no way. he will create a way