Rebirth: General, Don't Mess Around! - Chapter 37: I’m Not the One Whose Bones Are Broken

Once upon a time, an Alchemist Grandmaster from the World of Immortals accidentally took possession of a playboy, who hailed from a rich and powerful family, and became a student in the middle of his midterms.

By the means of a miraculous immortal technique, he blended in and mingled amongst the femme fatales’ group to dominate the city! The nature of this novel’s origin is shamelessness to the core; having no sense of shame is just a basic foundation, but if the most shameless isn’t set yet, then become it!

- Description from Novelupdates

This is the story about the rebirth of a xiao gōng with a sweet steamed bun-like xiao shòu.

In the past life, xiao shòu, in order to help xiao gōng block a poisonous blade, ended up dying due to blood loss.

After the rebirth of xiao gōng, xiao shòu was loved till overflowing.

This is a cliche story which is warm, sweet, no abuse.

- Description from Novelupdates

After an unfortunate death caused by a psychotic stalker who used her death in a weird ritual sacrifice, Lilliana's soul is picked up by a unknown entity. Granted an ambiguous boon from said entity Lilly is given the opportunity to chose where and how she will be reborn.Follow Lilliana as she explores a new world of magic and monsters and comes to turn with her new life in a unknown world.Expect a mostly happy-go-lucky slice of life whilst Lilliana goes on a globe trotting adventure. With some hopefully decent world building throughout. There will be some darker moments sprinkled every now and then with some sexier moments every 10 or so chapters to help counter that.Schedule for release is 1 chapter a day being released at 4pm GMT. might release an extra chapter or two over the weekend but shall see how it goes.

Just as nuclear weapons are merely a by-product of science, immortality is but a small gift in the pursuit of the Dao.The patriarch of the new method, the great sage and virtuous teacher, Zhen Fa Zhenren, the strongest cultivator in ten thousand years, is recruiting personal disciples. The reference books are as follows:“Topology in Talismans—Starting with the Little Rain Talisman”“Artificial Intelligence Research in Magical Artifacts: A Preliminary Exploration of Artifact Spirits”“Elemental Decomposition of the Nine-turn Golden Elixir”“Basics of Formation Pathways”Note: Preference will be given to those who have published papers in the Journal of Immortal Dao.