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... entire body.

"You need to wash your underneath that skin more often, okay? No girls are going to like you if they see it."

Alex could only slowly nod in the face of Katherine, who was lecturing him on basic hygiene.

He couldn't really argue back directly, knowing all the things she was saying were true.

"And don't forget your girl's part too. How often do you wipe after going to the bathroom?"

"N-Not often."

"You have to wipe every time you use yo ...

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