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... she had learned her lesson: never engage in verbal combat with lunatics.

When he caught a glimpse of her pale face because of this joke, he suddenly found it a little interesting.

He uttered lazily with the corners of his mouth slightly curved, "Of course not..."

He continued at a pace that couldn’t be considered fast or slow, "After all, the size doesn’t allow it."

Lu Qingyan: ???

Did he just—

She stared at him in disbelief.

When Lu Qingya ...

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