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... > "Sensei! I need to take a shit too!"

"Go, go, go... You all have 15 minutes to drop your shit or the bus will leave you with or without your pants on."

"We need more time than that!"

Even though Jeff didn't really need to do number two, he still decided to go once their bus service reached the bus stop station.

It is so he can isolate himself from his friends and have some time to assess all the information that he learned or, rather, that was uploaded to his mi ...

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