Show Me the Money - Chapter 353 - Robbing

You think too much, cultivation is not like this…

When Kong Hou steps on the path to cultivation, she learns that all xianxia stories are full of lies.

A relaxed cultivation story.

Kong Hou: a traditional musical instrument like a harp. The female protagonist’s name.

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Ji Yuan transmigrates to a Cultivation World, and although he is lucky to become a Cultivator, he ends up serving a Cultivation Sect as a Fisherman.Given this start, he thinks he could only tread the path of a servant.Unexpectedly, he awakens a building upgrade panel.【Fish Pond lv1: Fish fry growth rate +20%, a certain chance for half-spirit fish to evolve into Spirit Fish】【Cave Mansion lv1: Self-healing walls, basic Dust Avoidance Barrier, nighttime Spiritual Qi concentration +20%】【Chicken Coop lv1: One Spirit Egg per day, containing a trace amount of Spiritual Qi, allows Fasting】【Pigsty lv1: Spirit Dolphin gains 100 pounds of muscle in seven days, the flesh contains Body Tempering Medicine, and can accelerate wound healing】【Spirit Field lv1: Crop cycle -30%, output contains weak wood Spiritual Qi】

“WTF????? WHY DID I GET REINCARNATED INTO ASH “WORTHLESS” VOIDVEIL'S BODY?!?!”As soon as he opened his eyes again, Ash realized that he had been reincarnated into a character from the extremely difficult game he streamed.And what's worse, the character he reincarnated into was The Useless Prince. A broken character, not because he was too strong, but because he was too weak.The Useless Prince was the most trashy character in the game, both in terms of personality and power.But what else could he do? Ash was currently The Useless Prince, and he couldn't change that fact.So what was his goal?It was simple, he had to survive and return. And to do so, he must go through the False Horizon to reach the Abyssal Realm, defeat the game's boss, and return.But don't forget, even though Ash was the first person to clear this game, it's still incredibly difficult.Will he be able to return to his world?“To be honest, I don't know either.”

The first time they meet, she bumps into him. The second time they meet, she agrees to a marriage contract in exchange for his help in her bid for revenge. But… he becomes addicted to loving her.

During his first attempt, he flies a helicopter domineeringly; in his second attempt, he arrogantly removes all his love rivals; in his third attempt, he tries to tie her down using a cute child. Youxuan replies with a plain resounding ‘no’ all three times.

In the end, Shan Hanjie takes one look at her, grits his teeth, and plops onto the ground. “Babe, you dropped your prince charming, please bring him home!”