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... day to me

Happy Birthday Dear Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiii

Happy Birthday to me"

As I finished singing the song to myself I looked around at the rest of my family. Don't think they know the song but they are all looking astounded.

I love being a baby, I'm awesome!

They are happy with whatever I do.

I'm no Pavarotti yet but it is fun to pretend.

Besides, it's my Birthday! Do you think I can have a glass of wine to celebrate?

We have ...

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