Starting with Growing Mushrooms - Chapter 22 - 21: Farce

[ You have Acquired Undead Queen Calypso ][ You have Acquired Dragon Monarch Centour ][You have Acquired Chaos Dragon Bloodline ][ You have Acquired Ant Queen Mephisto ][ You have Acquired 3,000,000 Elite Ants as your Subjects ]___Earth was devoured by Orca, a mysterious realm where World Dungeons became the path to unstoppable power.Igaris, heir of a fallen house, finally awakens the God Particle.With the awakening, he dives into countless supernatural worlds, gaining an endless number of subordinates through his God-tier ability: Infinite Acquisition.As his army grows, he sets out on a path of ultimate revenge for the extermination of his family.Will he succeed?----Infinite Acquisition - An Overlord's ability that allows Igaris to acquire almost anything into existence with just a touch.And that too without any limit.He can order his acquired object or subject to do anything he wants.Slaves or Subordinates....?How will Igaris curve his path to become the Overlord again?Or was there someone else who lurks in the shadows?

Travel through the world of martial arts, get a god-level kidnapping system, and vow to be the number one kidnapper in the universe.

As long as you don’t want to tie it, there is nothing you can’t tie!

Guo Jing, your daughter has been kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If you don’t want me to do anything to her, you can exchange it with Jiuyin Zhenjing and Eighteen Palms of Subduing Dragon!

What, so obedient?

Then I’ll give you a grandson for free.

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Yang Guo, your aunt was kidnapped by Lao Tzu. If she knew the face, she would have cut up her own little penis!

What? Yin Zhiping, do you want to cut too?

Well, I will send you a dragon-slaying knife, cut iron like mud, and guarantee that there will be no pain!

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Duan Zhengchun, your wife and daughter have been tied up by Lao Tzu, hurry up and hand over all the martial arts secrets of Yi Yang Finger, Six Meridian Divine Sword, etc., and then kill yourself!

What? Want to have sex with your wives again before you die?

Fuck you, they have been scolded by Lao Tzu “Japanese…

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One day, two forum posts titled “I Seem Unsuited for Dating” appeared on Promontory Forum’s Feelings board nearly at the same time.

User A: 「I have a severe case of mysophobia and possessiveness. I cannot accept it if my girlfriend has had relationship experience. I went to see a psychiatrist, but I haven’t improved. I might truly be unsuited for dating.」

User B: 「I think I might be unsuited for dating. I very much enjoy the ambiguous phase of sounding out each other’s feelings, but after becoming official, if they want to hug me, or perhaps kiss me, I will immediately feel nauseous.」

Internet User: 「I beseech that the two of you be together. Don’t go and harm anyone else.」

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[2018 hottest fantasy serial] He is the number one genius, betrayed and murdered by the woman he loved most on his wedding night, reincarnated into a bullied and ridiculed wastrel young man.Wastrel? Genius? What a joke, who dares to call themselves a genius in front of me, Lin Fan, in the Nine Heavens and Ten Realms!Blocked meridians, born unable to awaken martial soul? I have a universal imaging system, able to imprint any martial arts techniques just by watching and become self-taught!