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... veryone wants it. You run out, you’re boned!

That’s why you should buy the best!

And the best--and the rest--is all sold with the Estlen logo right on the box.

If you’re not buying Estlen, you’re a dead motherfucker!”

--Cancelled Estlen food promotion

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“Lucy,” I said.

“Cat!” Lucy said right back. She clattered towards me, crutches clicking away until she slammed into me. “You didn’t die!”

I snorted and returned the hug before pul ...

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