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... assaulted with poop-based puns.

"Enough joking around. We're here," Samson said.

Kyle nodded enthusiastically and put on his serious face.

The building was relatively tall. It was quite a bit bigger than Samson's home.

However, it looked more rustic, with most of it made of wood instead of stone.

It kind of looked like a luxurious hunter's shack.

"Good morning, Samson!" a middle-aged woman behind a reception desk said.

"Good morning, Lydia ...

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