Super Zoo - Chapter 700 - 690: Our Boss Is Handsomer Than You!

There once was a very popular question on the internet:

If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?

And someone on the internet had famously responded:

First, give your bros a good time!

Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!

But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it!

Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.

A game descended upon reality. A dimensional gate opened.

Beasts from the dungeon stared out intently. The human world was in danger.

Fortunately, the whole world awakened to new powers. During their coming-of-age ceremony, everyone had the chance of obtaining new jobs and abilities, such as Knight, Mage and Archer.

Those who awakened battle job classes would become heroes.

Those who awakened other job classes would serve in logistics or become cannon fodder.

Lin Sen awakened the Farmer job class, which was acknowledged as the weakest job class. Aside from harvesting crops and caring for flowers, he would rear cattle and sheep.

Fortunately, he awakened the God-tier Farm System.

Lin Sen decided to plant crops on his own!

On the first day of planting crops, he obtained the seed of the ancient Tree of Life.

Then, he obtained the Nine Leaf Sword Grass, God Binding Vines, Corpse Stench Demonic Vine…Various god-tier plants appeared and shocked the world.

Other people exclaimed, “What job class is this? He can actually clear the final dungeon solo!”

Lin Sen claimed, “I am just an ordinary farmer.”

What do you do when your brother dies because of some entitled assholes? You go undercover.My real name? Clare. But at school, I’m Clause—just another guy blending in. Disguised. Watching. Yes, a boy. No, it's not an all-boys school—I'm just deep undercover, hunting down the bastard responsible for my brother’s suicide. Nobody—and I mean nobody—messes with my precious brother and gets away with it. They better pray I never find them, because when I do? Death will be a mercy, and trust me—I don’t do mercy.And as for the egotistical Alpha and the narcissistic Vampire Prince? They can go fuck themselves. I don’t do mates, I don’t do claiming, and I sure as hell don’t do them.

The army drillmaster Yu Xiaoxiao (玉小小) [aka “Little Jade”] transmigrated from a zombie apocalypse world into the body of the eldest imperial princess. On her first day, she got hitched to young General Gu Xinglang (顾星朗) at the lowest point of his life: unjustly accused, imprisoned, and tortured. Ever since then, the valiant girl who only knew how to eat, sleep, and fight zombies tied her destiny with the brave general who was loyal, patriotic, stern, and taciturn.

With the country weak and enemies on all sides, the imperial palace is full of spying concubines, sycophant officials, and a fatuous, self-indulgent ruler. Beyond the court lies the populace suffering in dire poverty. Faced with these circumstances, General Gu only hopes that he can help the imperial court restore its discipline and give peace to the people.

But his wife and princess says, “Your wish is too grand. Let’s go take over the kingdom ourselves instead!”

“…….” General Gu could only remain speechless.

How does one become a royal favored by the annals of history? Yu Xiaoxiao is convinced that a truly good princess is one who dotes on her husband!