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Hugo's heart raced as the twins laughed, their giggles echoing in his ears like a catchy pop song he couldn't escape.

He was already beginning to panic inside. Why won't this matter just die!

It had been just one fart! Okay, maybe like a dozen, but still!

A dreadful thought suddenly entered his mind and his pupils constricted. As the panic rose in his chest, he asked. "Are there any pictures of this ass dragon?"

He had to know if he would be ...

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Bear child 1 [1]: Hahaha! Who is this weak chicken!

Bear child 2: May as well dance than listen to class. Why start the class!

Fake good child: Sit upright.

Ren Zhu: ……

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“?”

“The gods will be blackened, and it is a arduous project to redeem him,” the system said.

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Turn a blind eye to you who should cooperate with my performance.

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