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... t, Granny! Open that ancient, toothless cavern and receive my divine nectar like a drought-stricken village welcoming the monsoon!!!"
In a dimly lit room, Alex screamed like a banshee in mating season—if banshees had the libido of a caffeinated rabbit—while he flogged his meat with the dedication of a blacksmith trying to reshape reality itself.
His poor, overworked soldier was long past retirement age, looking less like a mighty Excalibur and more like a deflated party balloon t ...
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