PREVIEW
... s spiraling into absurdist hell.
1. You wake up tied to a velvet heart-shaped bed.
2. Your breakfast is a three-course love confession.
3. All five of your psychotically devoted fiancées are holding knives, spatulas, or spellbooks—lovingly.
4. The national news is calling you the "Blessed Groom of War."
5. A goddess shows up wearing a therapist badge that says "Eris, Totally Certified."
Rei opened one bleary eye and immediately regretted it.
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