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... sessed, beautiful, unreasonably competitive women, each plotting a perfect proposal with the same amount of planning and paranoia usually reserved for war generals or international heists. And then there was Rei.

The man in question was currently sipping tea while contemplating how best to fake a coma without actual brain damage.

Unfortunately, he was about to achieve the opposite.

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