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... p> Elga quietly listened to my story.

Then, after hearing everything, she started to get really angry.

“Don’t be ridiculous! What kind of plan is that!? What quarter-nymphs or whatever…!?”

“……”

She was yelling so loudly that it seemed like flames would burst from her mouth. Her hair stood on end.

━Kukuku-!

━Jijipae-!

Thanks to her outburst, the carrier pigeons in their cages flapped their wings even more.

It was hot, the birds were ...

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