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... ut Clown, the one who’s seeing a psychiatrist is you?

Clown: What?! How could that be!

Pierrot: That’s how it always it.

Clown: What do I say? How do I make him laugh? Psychiatrists are those creatures that see meaning in ink blobs! They are beyond human!

Pierrot: Don’t worry. I’m right behind you.

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Psychiatrist: So… Mr. Clown. I am pleased to see you again. How have you been?

Clown: Feeling funny lately.

Psychiatrist: Well, you look ridiculous to ...

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