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... Clown: How do you mean?

Psychiatrist: Considering all the times you got shot out of the cannon or got stepped on by an elephant, I’d say you’re under a considerable amount of stress. Though that isn’t my field of expertise.

Clown: But they said you specialize in stress related issues!

Psychiatrist: For that kind of stress please see your primary care… or a physicist. By the way, I’m still billing your insurance company for this visit.

Clown: But you haven’t told me anythi ...

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