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... : He was pretty old…

Landlord; What?

Clown: My grandfather, he was at least three thousand years old! He was completely senile by then…

Landlord: You’re clearly his granddaughter…

Clown: Did you need something, Landlord-san?

Landlord: Yeah, the police wants to see you.

Clown: Oh, my… Did I turn invisible?

Landlord: I wish!

Clown: I do too!

Landlord: …

Clown: So… a joke! What does a real estate agent use for birth control? His personalit ...

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