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Clown: What does that have to do with chapters getting longer?


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Clown: … you know, the typical expectation in our profession is that we are fools. If you talk like that, you will lose customers!


Pierrot: Then what do I do?


Clown: Tell them a stupid joke. That’s what I do to keep up the image!


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