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... Just had some salmon and cod delivered. Oh, but I would recommend the saury, you always liked that one, didn’t you?

Pierrot: Did I?

Clerk: Though I guess that was before that. Oh sorry, you must not want to remember it.

Pierrot: Ah, no, it’s no problem. That reminds me of a good joke, what did a father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst walking in a park?

Clerk: What?

Pierrot: Ketchup.

Clerk: Oh, haha! I guess you’ve become more humorous now. You’ve always ...

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