The Beauties Help Me Become the No.1 Official - Chapter 622: The Noisy Funeral Home

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】【Incense Fire Value +10】【Would you like to reward your descendants?】Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game.Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World.“To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?”“I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'.”“The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night...”“Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station.“As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings!Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said,”There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!“Then he soared away on his flying sword.

Unable to control his mouth, Lin Jian Yin scared away eight previous girlfriends and six previous managers thanks to his poisonous words. Finally unable to stand it, he goes to a strange antique shop recommended by his friend. The shop supposedly has something that can help him.

Even though a Nintendo that plays cartridges is a bit outdated, and probably no one plays it anymore, isn’t it too exaggerated to place it in an antique shop to sell?

After returning home with a Nintendo, Lin Jian Yin inserts the cartridge that the owner sold to him at a huge discount. Only then does he discover that this is actually a simulation game. The female protagonist isn’t a cute loli, nor is she a mature woman. Rather, with her old lady hair and blue-white slippers, she is such a frightening woman that calling her a Taiwanese babe would seriously be insulting Taiwanese babes.

Gods! His mission is actually to help this woman marry a perfect prince! How is that possible!!!

Wait, as the main guy protagonist, Lin Jian Yin actually isn’t the prince. Then, then, who exactly is he… No, “what” exactly is he?

Si Tian transmigrated into a book of cookies, but it’s a pity that the whole family is full of villains.
The eldest son is the heroine Hei Yueguang, who is glamorous on the surface, but is actually hypocritical and dark.
The youngest son is a vicious male partner who has been committed to adding trouble to the hero and heroine from the beginning to the end.
The husband is a black-hearted capitalist who bankrupted the heroine’s family.
And Si Tian was their cowardly mother who died early.
Facing the beginning of death, Si Tian just wanted to lie flat, and the big cub walked into the room with a water glass in his hand, asking softly, “Is mom sick?”
The little boy has fair skin, soft hair, and wet eyes, looking at her carefully.
Si Tian’s heart was hit in an instant, how could such a cute cub be a villain!
Defeat the future villain, starting from the cub stage.
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Cub Ji Zhile knows that his mother doesn’t like him, it doesn’t matter, he also hates his mother fairly.
His mother forced him to eat the hated carrots, and Ji Zhile took revenge in his notebook.
Mom played hide-and-seek with him and ended up hiding on the bed.
Mom went to pick up her brother first and then pick him up today, Ji Zhile held grudges again.
…
Until one day, my mother found his revenge notebook, and read it in rhythmic rhythm in front of him, laughing while reading it.
Ji Zhile cried out with a “wow”: He hates vicious mothers the most!
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The variety show “Traveling with Mom” ​​was launched. Netizens had great expectations for Si Tian’s group. Si Tian was originally a starlet. show up.
Netizens turned on the variety show on time, expecting to see the swords and swords of wealthy families, or mothers rushing to bring their babies. result–
Going to bed at night, Si Tian stayed up late playing with her mobile phone, and the eldest cub Ji Ning sighed: “Mom, stop playing games, you will have dark circles under your eyes.”
Cub Ji Zhile probed: “Mom hasn’t cleared the level after playing for so long, it’s so pitiful.”
Si Tian pulled up the quilt to cover the cub: “Sleep!”
Get up early to cook, and the mothers in other groups get up at six o’clock to make a nutritious breakfast.
Si Tian was woken up by the big cub at eight o’clock and drank hot porridge.
After the meal, he quietly ate the cub’s snacks.
The barrage was temporarily filled with “Pick up a good-looking and obedient cub”, “Ji Ning and a cub in a dream”, and “Qi Sitian to share coups for taking care of a cub”.
Si Tian said: Mom and Zai Zai, there must be someone capable in the family.
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Ji Jiangzhou doesn’t care about Si Tian, ​​and sends 1 million to Si Tian as pocket money on time every month. The two are just superficial husband and wife, respecting each other like guests.
Until Ji Jiangzhou saw variety shows by chance, his always weak wife was stunning and eye-catching in variety shows.
After returning home, the eldest son approached him: “Dad, I know you are going to divorce your mother, I want to live with my mother, and I want to protect her.”
Youngest son: “Father, let my mother take me away too. I will eat less meat and spend less money in the future.”
Ji Jiangzhou:?
Why didn’t he know that his wife was going to divorce him?

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Yu Xinyan was a tragedy in her previous life. She grew up well, studied well, and should have a bright future, but was used by her adoptive parents to pay off her debts.

It’s okay to marry a second-married man, but she was also used by a scumbag to become a hen that doesn’t lay eggs, and she was blinded, cursed, and bullied by her stepson and stepdaughter for most of her life.

In the end, Yu Jie suffered from an incurable disease, and she didn’t wait for her husband’s greetings, but was kicked out of the house.

It happened that fate tricked people, and accidentally learned the real reason for her infertility. She wanted to be strong for a lifetime, but her life became a joke.

After rebirth, whoever loves this nanny wife should be whoever she wants.

Just as he was thinking about how to change the situation, he found a small space by chance and smiled at the golden finger given by God.

Cleanly kicked the so-called dedicated man, turned around and married the boss in the factory, who had a hard time getting a wife, and lived a sweet little life without shame or embarrassment, who knows who is happy.

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