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... ted one end of the branch over his shoulder and Syryn the other end.

Salem frowned at hearing Red shout out the word penis. Yes, they weren't exactly the most responsible of adults but he had to act like one sometimes when it came to Red.

"I hope you don't use such words in front of other people," Salem chided the child.

"Oh, so it's okay to say penis in front of you guys?"

"No, but-" and Salem caught sight of the marvellous 'penis fish' carried over the shoulders ...

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