The Duke's Passion - Chapter 6 - Taking Everything In Literally.

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.

Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?

Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”

In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”

Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”

Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”

When a person dies, they either die light as a feather (aka unimportant) or heavy as Mt. Tai (aka very important).

The world is in ruins. Extreme sub-zero temperatures suffocate the surface, making even simple survival an ordeal. Frozen derelicts of bygone eras span across massive ice wastes. And the survivors closely guard any technology rediscovered within.The only escape from the deadly climate is beneath the surface. But it’s another disaster underground. Monstrous machines lurk in the depths. Unhinged demigods war against them, dying over and over, treating it all like a game. The land itself shifts over time, more contraption than rock. And an ominous prophecy states that the key to everything waits on four heroes - but nobody knows who or where they are.When an expedition into the far uncharted north goes terribly wrong, Keith Winterscar and his father get trapped together in a desperate fight for survival. Stumbling upon an ancient war of titanic scale; the two will need to set their differences aside while they struggle against Gods, legends, and the grand secrets of the realm that lies below.

Once dressed as one of the old female protagonists in “The Pampered Crying Bag Omega”, the famous scumbag A, Shi Ning is very calm.
Even when the hotel room door was accidentally pushed open by the hostess Su Wanxing, she was very stable.
But this guy… seems to be the heroine’s sister Su Fillxue.
The only straight female A in the original book.
Shi Ning thought about it, who knew that Su Fenxue could say in a cold tone with red eyes: “You are so good at being an A? Why don’t we change positions?”
…Damn, who are you looking down on?
She only wanted to tease this pure and cold iceberg beauty, but how could this guy break all her principles and stick to her heart? !
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People who knew Shi Ning thought that she would wander the flowers and never give up. Until one day, Shi Ning and his new wife entered a love drama produced by her company.
Watching her wash her hands and make soup every day, surrounded by Su Fillxue’s wife all day long, his wife is short…
Friend: Help, is this still the scumbag Shi Ning?
Netizen: KSWLKSWL, double A is fragrant!
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cp: I’m not stingy, I’m so flirtatious, Ax is cold and rational, beautiful, strong and miserable, astronomy sister
Demining: There is first marriage and then love, no pendant, a lot of snarky talk, pure affection, non-double C, double A, wave A turns back and becomes a wife slave.
This article is also known as “Can Double A be nabbed? 》

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