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... After all, the odds of two system-bound transmigrators showing up in the same world were... one in a hundred million.

How could the odds be that low, and yet it happened anyway?

Maybe it was time to go buy a lottery ticket?

Under the relentless threats from its host, even a heartless system was beginning to crack.

The more the host pushed, the more frantically it poked its supervisor, praying that the upper systems would quickly complete their investigation.

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