The God Virus - Chapter 501 - Funny

Kenichi Yamada was a 35-year-old salaryman. As a hardcore game enthusiast, he was saddened by the modern trend towards casual games.So, when a site claimed to be “for people who like to do things the hard way,” he just couldn’t resist. Thus, he was reincarnated into another world as Allen, playing on Hell Mode.This is fantasy light novel about Allen’s journey as a summoner.Reincarnated as a serf, he starts from nothing.His journey begins with absolutely no knowledge of the world around him, just like those games he played 10, 20 years ago.

Take a step, experience 10,100 times, basic stance advanced to yellow stance!Swing a punch, experience 10,100 times, basic boxing method advanced to yellow boxing method!Take a powerful pellet, experience 100100 times, cultivation level from quenching body third level to quenching body sixth level!Take a look at the sword intent on the sword mark stone, experience 100100 times, successfully comprehend the first level sword intent!……Jiang Chen crossed the other world and accidentally got the 100 times cultivation system, he is getting stronger all the time!The basic martial arts skills can be upgraded to the heavenly level by walking around and waving a fist!The first thing you can do is to take a pill and your cultivation will grow faster than a rocket!It’s hard to understand the law of sword intent? Is it difficult to become an alchemist? I have a hundred times the cultivation system, it’s just a matter of minutes!Jiang Chen has a hundred times the cultivation system in his hand, from now on, he will beat all disobedience!

Lucy Gray was a tech genius—until a stranger smiled, pulled the trigger, and ended his life.But death wasn’t the end. It was a recruitment.Dragged before a pantheon of ancient gods, Lucy learns his soul has been drafted into the Holy War—an eternal bloodbath in which Gods fight across shattered realms. Out of thousands, he was soul #4,000, chosen by Seraphine, the Goddess of Rebirth and Suffering.Now reborn in a dying world of Ogres, Giants, Beastkin, Dragonkin, and Elves, Lucy is a human among legends—a species exiled and nearly forgotten, for reasons that make him hated.Armed with nothing but defiance, sarcasm, and a bizarre ability to steal and master the powers of others, Lucy has one job: survive the impossible.The gods wanted a pawn.They got the wrong dead man.

I had finally done it—achieved the ultimate Paladin build. Maxed stats, impenetrable armor, and so many resistances that death itself had given up on me. I was an unkillable tank, an indomitable force. Nothing could stop me.And then my PC exploded.I died.Irony, thou art a cruel mistress.But instead of the afterlife, I woke up as my Paladin character… in the wrong freaking genre. Instead of castles and dungeons, there were people flying around on swords, shooting qi beams like fantasy laser guns.“This is definitely the wrong genre,” I muttered, watching a pompous young master sneer at me.“Kowtow, kiss my foot, and beg for forgiveness!” he declared.I looked at my imaginary maxed-out health bar, then at his flimsy silk robes.Oh, this was going to be fun.