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... is funeral... are indeed simple and honest.

——This guy simply doesn't want to die.

But if it's really as Lin Li said, then having glutinous rice scattered is already good, Lin Li should hope there's no urine of a virgin boy at the funeral.

Actually, Lin Li has not only thought about the words he wants to hear after his death but also fantasized about what would be written on his tombstone.

Lin Li currently has two plans, both with four lines of epitaphs.

P ...

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