There's Something Wrong With This Account - Chapter 36 - : 0, [Hot and Steaming Task]

Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me!

Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name?

Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory!

Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY.

There is a person, whose entire life is a legend. There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his brows There is a person, his name is Lin Fan. Everybody: “Lin Fan, I want to have your babies.” A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.

Cao Ju, after transmigrating to the end of the Han Dynasty, became Cao Cao’s eighth son.Starting from the rescue of the dying Han noble, Xun Lingjun, who was given an “empty food box”, he embarked on a path to contend with the other sons of the Cao family and vie for supremacy against the Sun and Liu clans.However, a practical problem lay before Cao Ju:Cao Pi inherited Cao Cao’s cunning!Cao Zhang inherited Cao Cao’s valor!Cao Zhi inherited Cao Cao’s talent!Cao Chong inherited Cao Cao’s wisdom!When it came to him, what could he inherit from Cao Cao?Could it be that he would truly descend to inheriting the remaining hobbies of Cao Cao, actively promoting the martial spirit of Wei, and making contributions far and wide?Daqiao and Xiaoqiao: If the young lord arrives in Jiangdong, we two are willing to form a bond with the young lord and welcome him together!Cao Ju: You all may question the character of my old Cao family, but you absolutely cannot insult the aesthetic sense of the Cao family!Cao Cao: The eighth one like me can indeed carry on the family legacy!

Lin Sui transmigrated into the cannon fodder of a cultivation text, a cannon fodder with a human cauldron constitution, destined to be a servant. Lin Sui, unwilling to resign himself to it, seduced the Son of Heaven, but when the cut out his Dao bone and transferred it to himself, the Heavenly Law struck him down.

That Dao bone in his body became the System that restrained him, issuing the order: You must retrieve all of his soul, serve him as your master in every world, and spare no effort for him until your dying day!

Lin Su was all smiles as he agreed, but all his life, the thing he loathed most was others telling him what to do.

Therefore…

In the first world, he was an arrogant and domineering, rich and powerful Young Master, while the other person was a pitiful and humble illegitimate child.

He humiliated him by saying he was only fit to carry his shoes, and spoke words of love next to his ear when the noise of the crowd boiled over.

System: You motherxxxxxx [beep——]

Lin Sui, innocently: Aren’t I serving him as my master?

In the second world, he was a newly-promoted top talent in the entertainment industry, while the other person was a former Best Actor who went silent after an accident.

He ridiculed and suppressed him, saying deserved to make a comeback even if he was past his prime, and kissed the scars on his body at night, leaving resources behind to gracefully leave afterwards.

System: [beep——]

Lin Sui, spreading his hands: Am I still not sparing enough effort?

In the third world, he was an S-rank Alpha, while the other person was a mentally-damaged former SSS-rank Alpha.

He looked down on him, saying that useless people also deserved to get back on the battlefield, and when no one was around he said ‘since you can’t smell pheromones, then I will be your omega’, and almost lost his life giving himself to the other person.

System: …..

Lin Sui, smiling: Is my dying day enough?

Even though, in the end, he was tucked away in a golden house by the wealthy upstart, captured by the triple gold Best Actor, and completely embraced by the Imperial Marshal, he was still happy.

System, weeping bitter tears: Big brother, I’m begging you, I won’t tell you what to do any more!

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Warning: Sexual Content, Milfs, Netori, lemons, and, stealing other's wifes, fiances and, more.Note:- Insane Milfs sex, Netori and, lemons will appear from chapter number 90... literally, there will many so hang on if you can...(As the author of this book, I hope, you enjoy from your heart and, also dick and, I also hope you be ready with one hand, in lemon scenes.)...Michael Johnson, a 27-year-young man, finds himself in a confusing situation after witnessing a violent murder at a mall.Pursued by the murderer, Michael steps in and gets caught up in a dangerous confrontation.Amidst the chaos, Michael goes through a strange series of events, leading to his apparent death.However, Michael wakes up in a strange place, naked and confused.Unsure of where he is, he sets out to explore, navigating a maze of hedges and his surroundings while grappling with big questions about life.Along the way, he encounters strange things....[Ding, a suitable candidate has been chosen! Awakening the “Lust System”][Ding, congratulations host! You have successfully activated the Lust System!]“Huh? A Lust system? Is it... like those novels where the main character reincarnates and gets a system.”[Ding, Congratulations host! you have awakened one of the rarest title “Lust King”]“A tittle?”[The first quest is loading!]“Hmm, Lust System, Lust King... Then, it might function like those... erotic systems I've read about in erotic novels?”[Congratulations, Host, on embarking on your first quest in this world!]New Quest: [Explore the Strange Land]“It must be, but... Why is the quest about exploring and not about Ero-things...”[Ding, Host, the quest was given this way because of your current surroundings and also because there aren't any girls in the area right now!]“So, what would've been my first task if I were in a populated area?”[Ding, Host, under normal conditions, your first task might have been “Touch those jiggly butts of that Milf with both hands or masturbate in front of that slut!”]“These quests are risky but satisfying. System, can you give me any more riskier quests than this?”[Ok, Host!][1st Quest:- NTR that Moth*rf*cker!][2nd Quest:- Cuckold your Assistant's Boyfriend!][3rd Quest:- Netori your enemy by having sex with his Wife/Lover/Girlfriend!][4th Quest:- F*ck that girl in front of her boyfriend!]“Oh my God, are you serious, System?”