This Wizard is So Unscientific! - Chapter 815 - 500 Time Beyond · Ancient God Curse!

I have been dead for a long time, but I am still alive, well... at least part of me is alive.Honestly, I don't really like the nickname those Tomb Raiders gave me, but I am someone willing to embrace new things.So yes, I am the zongzi that the Tomb Raiders dread, someone who considers themselves just suffering from a strange illness, hoping to recover soon.I have contracted a strange illness named 'longevity', accompanied by symptoms such as memory loss.PS. I'm trapped in the tomb and can't get out. Can someone take me out? Waiting online, pretty urgent.

Discord: https://discord.gg/dWW4RHNXwJ***Let's not pretend like we haven't heard this story before.Mana descends upon an unprepared world. Dungeons rupture reality. Monsters pour out. Humanity awakens in response—some with sparks, some with power capable of leveling continents.Aris Ashborne was born into that world.His problem?He was too damn cute to be taken seriously!Media companies treat him like heaven's favourite mascot. Fellow awakened dote on him as if he isn't ranked among the strongest humans alive. Confessions pile up. Stalkers appear. The title “Cutest Awakened” follows him everywhere.No one seems interested in how he earned his S-rank.It's hard to command fear when people are asking what skincare routine you use.Oh well.Being underestimated has its own perks too.Truth is, Aris Ashborne is one of the few people that has transcended the ranking system entirely. He is among the few that could very well rule the world if he wanted to.But for now, he is contempt with being called a cutie.After all, monsters don't always look the part.

As a scandal magnet in the entertainment industry, even Yu Xia helping to chase away a dog can spark rumors of cohabitation, causing her manager to nearly vomit blood out of frustration.Unexpectedly, after returning from a trip, her manager went crazy and got her into a boy band talent show, supposedly to fight poison with poison.It's quite venomous, because... her ex-boyfriend is on this show!When the talent show aired—Fans: Yu Xia, stop your hands and mouth, you can't go after young idols!Manager: Yu Xia, you better take your work seriously, no getting involved with people.After the talent show formed a group, on the explosively popular escape variety show,Xie Qingci and Yu Xia teamed up, becoming the nation's most-clicked escape duo.Fans watched wide-eyed, as the sparks of love between them flew high.Fans: Kiss him! Kiss him till the world flips upside down!Manager: Yu Xia, you actually went and got involved with someone again!Yu Xia: Those were mistakes of the past, now I'm forced into this / takes out a handkerchief to wipe tears away[Older woman-younger man romance, talent show, comedic derivative livestream, escape variety show, passionate romance]

[Ding! You have shared an intimate moment with the Princess of the Elf Kingdom][Ding! You have received … % of her stats][Ding! You have increased her stats by … %]…Ash wakes up only to find himself transmigrated into a world that’s in a primitive state according to the memories.In this new fantasy realm where the strong are respected and the weak are trampled, Ash awakens his “Tribal Lord System,” where he can upgrade everything—Ranks, Skills, Talents, Bloodline, Physique, or even the Tribe’s infrastructure.He also has the “Primal Dual Ascension (SSS Rank)” talent, which can help him become stronger just by having sex with powerful women.[Ding! Do you want to upgrade Mira’s Rank?][Ding! Do you want to upgrade the Crimson Fire Dragon’s Bloodline?][Ding! Do you want to upgrade the Primal Dual Ascension (SSS Rank Talent)?---------------------------------------------------------Additional tags:Transmigration, Evolution, Anti-Hero, Survival, Magic, No Rape, No Yuri, Harem, No loli, Slaves, Dragon, Phoenix, Elf, Vampire, Fox, smut