Top Assassin Retires and Becomes a Farmer After Time Traveling to the Past - Chapter 183: Autumn Harvest Time

There once was a very popular question on the internet:

If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction?

And someone on the internet had famously responded:

First, give your bros a good time!

Su Jian remembered that when he saw this reply, he had slapped the table to express his admiration. What a good bro! Such loyalty!

But now that he actually encountered this strange situation himself, he could only feel an extremely ball-breaking alarm, shocked grief, and frightened anger. **** your mom! Ah, ****! **** it!

Oh, a correction. The above is grammatically incorrect. After all, poor Classmate Su Jian doesn’t have balls anymore.

He mocked the omegaverse. Now he’s living it—with a baby on the way.Souta Tachibana was just your average, overworked office drone—until his BL-obsessed coworker introduced him to a trashy omegaverse romance novel. Curious (and a little horrified), Souta read it for laughs. But then he died in an accident.Now, he wakes up in the body of Lucien d’Armoire, a minor noble in the empire of Aetheria. No plot relevance. No destined lovers. Just a quiet, boring life as a background beta.Until one morning, he throws up into a chamber pot… and his doctor says something unthinkable:“Baron d’Armoire, you’re pregnant.”Which is impossible.Because he's male.And straight!And because Betas can’t get pregnant.…Right?Except Lucien is no Beta. He’s a rare male Omega. Apparently, during one reckless, drunken night, Lucien slept with an Alpha. Now he's pregnant, confused, and definitely not ready to be a father. To make matters worse—he doesn’t even know who the father is.

Copy 1: Mo Yuxin has become a scumbag in a college campus text.
Yuan Shi’s family is poor, but she has always been set up as a poor scholar when she was in college. Many omegas have a good impression of Yuan Shi, and Yuan Shi will not refuse. During this period, she fell in love with the most wealthy family in the fish pond. The good heroine Su Yubing coaxed Su Yubing to have a child with herself.
But Su Yubing’s parents did not agree with their relationship. Su Yubing cut off contact with the family for the original body. The original body wanted to eat soft rice but had no source of income, so he immediately kicked the heroine and asked the heroine to kill the child. , and threw himself into the arms of other Omegas in the fish pond.
Later, the female protagonist raised her daughter alone, during which she met the male protagonist Xu Zefeng. Together, the two exposed the hypocritical mask of the original body, so that the original body, who climbed to a high position by eating soft rice, was ruined.
Mo Yuxin didn’t want to be a scumbag.
So, she started her own business and earned her first pot of gold; when the cub was sick, she was busy running before and after; when Su Yubing was blocked by the gangsters in the bar, she stepped forward.. .
Until Su Yubing got rid of the unfavorable plot in the original book, and the cub was almost a year old, Mo Yuxin finally breathed a sigh of relief, she finally changed the unfavorable plot in the original book, Su Yubing can also be with hers The male protagonist of destiny is together, but why is my heart a little sour?
Copy 2: Su Yubing learned from a friend that Mo Yuxin was leaving Xining City, and anxiously went back to the small house where they lived to find Mo Yuxin, and saw that Mo Yuxin had packed her luggage.
Mo Yu explained with some guilty conscience: “I’m going to leave here and earn more money for the baby’s milk powder.”
Su Yubing’s eyes were red, and her voice trembled when she spoke: “Mo Yuxin, don’t you want me and the baby again?”
Note: 1. Artist Weibo: Qi Jiuzi
2. If there is no prototype, don’t make up your mind at will.
3. The author is weird, and if I scold me, I will be dumb.
4. If you don’t like it, please don’t tell me if you give up the article.
5. Thank you for the little cuties who accompanied us all the way, and work hard!

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“You Scammer! Return me my 10,000-year-old Mystic Jade Staff!”“You lost it fair and square in the gamble, Grand Elder. I can’t help it if your so-called Profound Scrying Eyes couldn’t see through my cups.”“What cups!? Those were the Divine Temple Bells of the Mahayana Temple!”“And?”“Even the Immortal Monarch himself can’t see through them, you thief!”***“What do you mean you won’t reimburse me for the Flying Sword Insurance I took?”“The terms and conditions clearly state that there will be no reimbursement within the first year of taking out the policy.”“You never said that!”“And you never read the fine print in the contract, Patriarch.”“The fine print that was written with illusory ink!? You bastard!”***“How did my small loan of 1,000 Immortal Stones turn into a debt of 100,000 Immortal Stones? You loan shark!”“That’s just the power of compounding, my friend.”“You call that compounding? I took the loan last week, you scammer! And I’m not your friend, I’m the goddamn Emperor!”***“How are you not dead? I saw your corpse with my own eyes!”“My death was greatly exaggerated, Senior Sister.”“You didn’t even have a head!”“Like I said, exaggerated.”***In the vast world of cultivation, where honor and integrity reign supreme, one man dares to defy the heavens—not with sword or spell, but with deception and trickery.Once a lowly street urchin, Han Yu quickly realized that cultivation required three things: talent, resources, and powerful backers. He had none of those. What he did have, however, was a sharp tongue, quick hands, and a complete lack of shame.From gambling dens to immortal auctions, from conning sect elders to running an interdimensional insurance scam, Han Yu’s reputation spreads across the cultivation world like an unstoppable plague.No treasure is too sacred, no contract too ironclad, and no oath too unbreakable for him to twist to his advantage. Even the mighty Immortal Clans dare not underestimate him—after all, the last sect that tried ended up legally belonging to him.With a growing list of enemies, a debt larger than some celestial empires, and a skillset that consists entirely of loopholes, misdirection, and sheer audacity, Han Yu’s journey to the peak of immortality is anything but conventional.Will he be hunted down by every major power in the realm? Will he accidentally scam his way into becoming an Immortal Emperor? Or will he outwit even fate itself and make the heavens owe him a favor?One thing is certain—when Han Yu is involved, nothing is ever fair, but the house always wins.-------P.S: This book is set in the universe of Walker of the Words and is in the same time period.Tags: #Comedy#weak to strong#Scamming#Beast companions#Monster Master#World Exploration#Faceslapping#Overpowered Cheats#Pretending to be weak