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... t the correct answer!


What did Er Dan say? Since he lived beside Old Madam Wang and Old Madam Wang’s son asked where he live…


What else could Er Dan reply? Of course the answer was… I live in your mother’s c*nt!


(T/N : "I live right beside your mother sounds very similar to "I live in your mother’s c*nt!"


The exact chinese words for it are 住你妈勒戈壁, whereas the words for "I live beside your mother" are 住你妈的隔壁)


Hence, Er Dan was beaten up ...

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