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... ith, although crushed—metaphorically—at the bottom, shouted because of the shock from the meme he had just seen with Lucifer.


The meme the two were looking at was of a man having a seizure and the caption went:


-When she sucks the kidney stones out of my meat and slurps on them like jawbreakers-


The atrocity the two had just stumbled upon was terrifying and made them stumped.


"I swear… I swear if I find a single couple doing this…" Lucifer said wit ...

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