Why Are You Crying? Because I Married Your Mom After You Broke up with Me? - Chapter 5

“Ji Xiao Li” Chen Yu Bai pressed the body under him and gritted his teeth, “What exactly did I owe you in my past life?”

“I…don’t…know..but you don’t know too? Aren’t you a fortune teller?”

At this instant, even the thousand years ice jade bed under them can feel the chill emitted by this man.

“I am the Grand Tutor! Great Divination Master! Don’t call me a fortune teller!”

- Description from Novelupdates

Standing before you is the Quicklime Martial Saint, the founder of the Taiyang Fist, the Flower Folding Master of Dinghu, Half-step Master Invincible Under Heaven, the First Sword of Xuanmen, the Judicial God, and Taiyi....After the end of the Dharma, a time of grand corruption descends, the world devoid of spiritual essence, and the system of Dao fruits takes precedence.Embracing Dao fruits, ascending step by step, thereby possessing the power of gods and saints, transcending the ordinary to achieve holiness.'Just like this,' Jiang Li said while summoning a dog, 'Heavenly Dog, bite him.'

Warning: Sexual Content, Milfs, Netori, lemons, and, stealing other's wifes, fiances and, more.Note:- Insane Milfs sex, Netori and, lemons will appear from chapter number 90... literally, there will many so hang on if you can...(As the author of this book, I hope, you enjoy from your heart and, also dick and, I also hope you be ready with one hand, in lemon scenes.)...Michael Johnson, a 27-year-young man, finds himself in a confusing situation after witnessing a violent murder at a mall.Pursued by the murderer, Michael steps in and gets caught up in a dangerous confrontation.Amidst the chaos, Michael goes through a strange series of events, leading to his apparent death.However, Michael wakes up in a strange place, naked and confused.Unsure of where he is, he sets out to explore, navigating a maze of hedges and his surroundings while grappling with big questions about life.Along the way, he encounters strange things....[Ding, a suitable candidate has been chosen! Awakening the “Lust System”][Ding, congratulations host! You have successfully activated the Lust System!]“Huh? A Lust system? Is it... like those novels where the main character reincarnates and gets a system.”[Ding, Congratulations host! you have awakened one of the rarest title “Lust King”]“A tittle?”[The first quest is loading!]“Hmm, Lust System, Lust King... Then, it might function like those... erotic systems I've read about in erotic novels?”[Congratulations, Host, on embarking on your first quest in this world!]New Quest: [Explore the Strange Land]“It must be, but... Why is the quest about exploring and not about Ero-things...”[Ding, Host, the quest was given this way because of your current surroundings and also because there aren't any girls in the area right now!]“So, what would've been my first task if I were in a populated area?”[Ding, Host, under normal conditions, your first task might have been “Touch those jiggly butts of that Milf with both hands or masturbate in front of that slut!”]“These quests are risky but satisfying. System, can you give me any more riskier quests than this?”[Ok, Host!][1st Quest:- NTR that Moth*rf*cker!][2nd Quest:- Cuckold your Assistant's Boyfriend!][3rd Quest:- Netori your enemy by having sex with his Wife/Lover/Girlfriend!][4th Quest:- F*ck that girl in front of her boyfriend!]“Oh my God, are you serious, System?”

Initially, Lin Mo intended to become stronger through cultivating diligently. However, he discovered that staying idle was more comfortable. Most importantly, he could level up by doing nothing! Since he could achieve his goals by lying idle, why would he trouble himself to stand and work?

Lin Mo transmigrated to a martial arts world and realized that he had no talent in cultivating at all. Fortunately, he awakened the Idle Upgrade System. He could become stronger by staying away from the rat race and enjoying life.

Lin Mo lamented, “It’s not that I don’t want to work hard, but truly, there is no opportunity for me to do so.” As such, the most bizarre Martial Arts Saint in human history was born.