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... You’d never have our backs, so I also shouldn’t have bothered rushing to help you! That was on me!"

I was quietly slurping down my stew, which had gone cold.

I needed to eat even though I had no appetite because two idiots couldn’t seem to leave me alone to even let me have my lunch in peace.

Michael was standing to my right, shouting at me things I couldn’t care to pay mind to. Things like morals, integrity, team spirit, and all those fancy words.

Honestly, I sto ...

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