I'm the Crazy One in the Family
Chapter 34: Speak of the Goblin (2)
Chapter 34: Speak of the Goblin (2)
An awkward tension filled the hallway. While the soldiers watching found it amusing, both Luke and Jacques did not.
Luke was in shock after realizing that the man he thought was just a thug was actually his partner. Jacques, on the other hand, was stunned that Keter's partner turned out to be his own son.
When Jacques first heard that Keter was getting a partner, he thought it was none of his concern.
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But now...
Out of all the knights available, why did it have to be Luke?
âExcuse me...â
âThere must be some mistake.â
Both Luke and Jacques spoke simultaneously, then hesitated, each giving the other a chance to speak first. As they awkwardly exchanged glances, Keter broke the silence.
âGramps, you speak first.â
âAh, yes. Let me introduce you first. This is my son, Luke.â
âYour son? He doesnât look like you at all. You didnât kidnap him, did you?â
âHaha, no, not at all. Believe it or not, I found him drifting in the river as a baby. There was a note in the cloth asking for someone to take care of him. I took it as fate and raised him as my own.â
Luke remained calm even after hearing about his past. He had already heard the story from Jacques a long time ago. Keter, on the other hand, examined Luke's face carefully.
He doesn't even look like he's from the Lilian Kingdom.
The people of the southern continent, where the Lilian Kingdom was located, were generally tall with distinct, sharp features. In contrast, Luke was short and looked more like a boy despite being an adult, and he had a round, cute face. The biggest difference, however, was his skin. Though tanned by the sun, his skin was still smooth. It was hard to pinpoint his origin, but one thing was clearâhe wasnât born in the Lilian Kingdom.
Keter suddenly realized how disinterested he had been in family matters in his past life.
So in my past life, Jacques managed to keep the fact that he had a son hidden until the end. Impressive.
It was hard to believe that it was a coincidence that Jacqueâs son was assigned as Keterâs partner.
Did they think I'd behave better because he's Jacques' son? But this guy... he's defective.
Just as an experienced fruit farmer could judge the quality of fruit by its appearance, Keter could tell immediately by looking at Luke: there was no scent of blood on him. This meant that Luke had never killed anyone. For a farmer, that might not matter, but for a knight, not having killed was like a fisherman not knowing how to clean fish.
Heâs lived a crazy life.
Luke was interesting. According to Keterâs long experience, someone like Luke couldnât live a normal, quiet life even if he tried to. He was destined to be wrapped up in lots of incidents and events, and he would cause them without even knowing. Of course, there were other people like him; to be frank, there were countless people like this in Liqueur.
But whatâs interesting is that this kid has had a peaceful life, which is not possible in this environment.
Luke was a knight of a master family and had a pretty face. There could only be one reason why someone with these qualities could live without any issues.
It can only be due to some kind of transcendent power at play. Itâs either high-level magic, a comparable spell, or a blessing specific to his bloodline. As expected, my father gave me a very interesting person. Life within the family might be more fun than I thought.
Keterâs lips curled into a smile as he looked at Luke. Seeing that smile, Luke felt dizzy.
Iâve already messed this up from the start... Ugh.
Jacques, noticing Luke hadnât introduced himself yet, nudged him, signaling him to do so. Luke swallowed a sigh, pressed his fist to his chest, and greeted Keter.
âLet me introduce myself again. Iâm Luke Blendere, Knight of the First Division of the Sacred Order of Sefira. The patriarch said that partners should treat each other like friends regardless of status or age, so Iâll speak casually.â
It was a neat introduction, but Jacques, worried that Keter might take offense, quickly added an explanation.
âHa ha, my lord, the partner system is an old tradition of Sefira. Itâs meant to foster a genuine relationship where both parties can offer advice without the restrictions of rank. Even Hissop, the eldest son, maintains a close, informal relationship with his knight partner.â
Keter, who wasnât one for formality himself, didnât care much. He was simply amused by the situation.
âOf course, of course. We should speak casually. After all, weâre not in a typical relationship, are we?â
â...Please forgive my earlier mistake. I came in such a hurry today that I didnât even know what you looked like.â
âIt happens. Donât worry about it. Itâs all good.â
âHuh? Oh... alright...â
Perhaps it was because of Keterâs bad first impression, but his relaxed response made him seem more likable. Luke started to think that maybe the rumors were just rumors.
Maybe he's actually a good person?
This was the beginning of a great misunderstanding.
* * *
âI will bring some tea,â Jacques said, following the butlerâs etiquette as he seated Keter and Luke at the table.
There was nothing to object to, but Keter, of course, found something.
âTea? You should be bringing alcohol.â
âWait, I didnât mishear that, did I? Alcohol? The sun hasnât even set yet, and you want to drink?â Luke asked in surprise, sitting across from Keter.
Meanwhile, Jacques looked like he expected this.
âI'll bring it,â Jacques responded.
âRight, Father, alcoholâs not allowed... huh?â Luke said.
He took out a bottle of wine and glasses from the shelf and set it down on the table.
Keter frowned at the sight of the wine bottle.
âThis wine is way too weak. This is basically grape juice.â
âMy lord, I wonât tell you not to drink, but please donât drink enough to get drunk.â
âAnyone listening would get the wrong idea. Youâre the one who gets drunk, not me. Why are you acting like this? Want to bet on who can drink more?â
âEven if you donât get drunk, the smell of alcohol will still linger, and then it's my head on the chopping block. Is that what you want?â
Jacques was a truly veteran butler. He pleaded and begged Keter using his life. Even Keter couldnât argue with that. Clicking his tongue, he grabbed the wine bottle.
âHonestly, you probably saved the world in your past life, Gramps.â
Glug, glug, glug.
Keter filled two glasses with wine, one for himself and one for Luke.
Luke watched as the glass in front of him filled and muttered under his breath. âI have to drink too?â
For a noble of a prestigious lineage, drinking alcohol in broad daylight was dishonorable. Yet here was Keter, offering wine to a knight.
What kind of madness is this?
Keter raised his glass first and said, âLet's toast. We should celebrate our meeting.â
â...Iâm a knight. I wonât drink.â
Luke firmly refused, wanting to assert that the relationship between partners wasnât a hierarchy. Jacques, observing this, grew uneasy. Knowing Keter's personality, he was sure Keter would force him to drink.
But to his surprise, Keter downed his own glass and then, instead of forcing Luke to drink, he emptied Luke's glass as well.
âThen Iâll drink for you. Nice to meet you, Luke.â
âPhew.â
As Jacques let out a sigh of relief, Luke stared at him strangely.
âAhem, Keter, I heard from the patriarch that you received your first mission. I didnât hear the details about the mission, so could you show me the document?â
âOh, that. Gramps, can you bring it?â
âYes, my lord.
Luke didnât feel good seeing Keter treat his father, Jacques, like a subordinate, but he quickly regained his composure. It was natural for a butler to take orders from their lord; Jacques was doing what he was supposed to, and Keter was just enjoying his rights.
âTake this,â Jacques said to Luke.
âThank you.â
Luke snuck a glance at Keter, who was drinking by himself, and opened the mission document Jacques handed him.
Search for Missing Personnel on Leave.
Assigned Knight: Katherine Luke
Mission Difficulty: F
Lost communication with Reynold, Knight of the Second Division of the Sacred Order of Sefira. Most recently confirmed location was Hacose, a village near the border. Search for them and bring them back quickly.
Luke, who nervously checked the mission, felt relieved.
I thought it was going to be really hard to go on a mission with Keter, who lived in the lawless city of Absinthe until three days ago... Thank god itâs an easy F-rank mission.
This mission was basically a vacation.
Luke, no longer nervous, said, âItâs an easy mission. I think the patriarch was being considerate of us. Or maybe itâs so that we can go get some fresh air.â
After putting down the mission, Luke shared his thoughts. Since everything would be new and unfamiliar to Keter, as the senior, he wanted to guide Keter step by step.
Crunch.
Keter, snacking on the peanuts on the table, said, âHow is it an easy mission when a person has gone missing?â
âYou might not know because youâre not from here, but itâs quite common. It says heâs missing, but heâs probably just running late from helping the residents.â
âWhy would he help the residents? Why? Knights arenât errand boys.â
âBecause they are Sefiraâs knights. You donât know the history behind Sefira, right? The first ancestor of Sefira was just a commoner hunter. He gathered hunters to join him in ending the long war through archery. At that time, thousands of commoner hunters from across the kingdom joined, and he achieved great merit in the war. He gained recognition from the queen and became a noble.
âAt that moment, he made a vowâhe swore that, even as a noble, he would never look down on or ignore commoners as he was only able to rise to nobility due to their support. He promised to always help those in need, and this principle has continued to this day.â
Luke felt his heart swell with emotion even as he spoke. It was a remarkable history.
Other noble families adorned their pasts with mythical tales, claiming they defeated monsters that flew through the sky and shot beams from their mouths, or that they pulled swords from rocks and were chosen by fate. But Sefira was different. It has a vivid and realistic history, rare for the nobility, with a past full of meaningâcaring for and loving the common people.
Crack.
At that moment, a sound came from somewhere, calming down Lukeâs overwhelming emotions.
Keter continued to shell peanuts, saying, âDo they get paid for it?â
âKnights should not be greedy while offering goodwill,â Luke replied.
âLike serving without pay is a point of pride.â
â...Thatâs the chivalry code. And there are nobles and knights because there are commoners.â
âCommoners wonât think that way. Theyâll see us as foolish nobles and look down on us.â
âWhat do you know to say such nonsense?â
As Luke was about to retort, Jacques placed a hand on his shoulder to calm him.
âYou seem to be getting easily agitated today.â
As Jacques mentioned, Luke realized that it was strangely difficult to control his emotions while talking with Keter.
â... Sorry, Keter. I think I got angry because Iâve never had this kind of conversation before.â
âNothing to apologize for. I find it more irritating when someone doesnât say what they want to say.â
Of course, they would still have to pay the price for saying what they want to.
Itâs a trivial mission.
The mission request was probably not false. It was indeed an easy mission of finding the missing knight and bringing them back to the estate.
And thatâs what the ambusher targeted.
This wasnât a coincidence. It was clear that someone set a trap, and the Sefira family walked right into it. What needed to be examined here was whether there was an accomplice in the family.
The fact that the victim is Katherineâcould that also be a coincidence?
âWhy did Katherine take on an F-rank mission?â
Katherine was not only a two-star knight but also a member of the Order of the Star, which commanded skilled archers. There was no reason for her to take on such a low-rank mission.
Luke, who knew the reason, explained, âDame Katherine is from that village. Lord Reganon was being considerate.â
As soon as Reganonâs name was mentioned, Keter began questioning.
âIsnât Elder Reganon in seclusion? Was he assigning the familyâs missions?â
âYou should call him Lord Reganon, Keter. People are listening. Anyway, Lord Reganon wasnât just idly sitting by. You see the mission difficulty here? Lord Reganon assesses this. He also personally assigns the right talents for each mission.â
âSo, all the familyâs missions are handled by Reganon.â
âThe final approval is given by the patriarch. But itâs probably just a formality. Lord Reganon is flawless and perfect in this area. He used to manage the royal library, so itâs only natural that he has exceptional judgment.â
âHeh, heh, heh.â
As Keter started laughing, Luke and Jacques exchanged puzzled looks. Keter was genuinely pleased. He had been suspicious of Reganon since their first meeting, and now...
See? Heâs fitting into the picture without even trying. Katherineâs death was not a coincidence but intentional by...
Knock, knock.
This was a crucial moment. Who is it?
Jacques opened the door slightly to check the unwanted visitor. After a brief exchange of words, the door was opened.
Creak.
An armed knight entered. Wearing silver armor and even a helmet, the knight approached Keter immediately. Luke saw the knight and stood up to show his respect.
âI am Luke, Knight of the Sacred Order of Sefira. I hope you have been well, Sir Gant.â
The knight, referred to as Gant, glanced at Luke and replied, âIt seems youâve become Lord Keterâs partner. Youâre going to be working hard.â
âNot at all. I will do my best.â
As Luke quickly stepped aside, Gant moved closer to Keter. Then, without any further action, introduced himself.
âI am Gant of the Order of the Galaxy.â
âYouâre being quite short with me.â
âYou need to go with me now.â
âNow youâre ignoring my words.â
Keter stood up and faced Gant, whose face was partially obscured beneath his helmet.
The Order of the Galaxy was the most powerful knight order in Sefira. It consisted of knights of at least three-star or higher, and only those with extensive combat experience and achievements could join.
Gant seemed to have expected this from Keter and smirked, as if he was about to beat Keter.
âLord Reganon is asking for you.â
Heâs saying what I was going to say earlier. Reganon, the one who set the trap to kill Katherine, is now looking for me.
âYou should have started with that. Letâs go.â
Speak of the goblin.[1]
1. This is a wordplay on âSpeak of the Devilâ â