As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group-Chapter 352 - 353: Master Kitty and the Helper
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, another Naruto world?
Lazy Kitten: It’s probably like a parallel world, right? There are a lot of these settings in online stories.
Doujin Artist: Thinking about it, that’s pretty interesting. Maybe there will be another Konan or Anzen?
Amegakure Village’s Angel: Oh, another dear! If that’s the case, will another me and you be together in that world?
This is an Actor: Wishful thinking.
Anzen’s mouth twitched, because he really wanted to say something.
Amegakure Village’s Angel: Why not? I believe they will be together! It’s a match made in heaven!
This is an Actor: Leaving aside the fact that I came from another world, and I don’t even exist in the original Naruto story. Just talking about how there’s only one of each person in the group, that possibility is definitely not going to happen.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Doujin Artist: What do you mean by only one of each person in the group?
This is an Actor: It’s like the group rules protecting us. As long as you’re a member of this group, there can’t be a similar version of yourself in another world. No matter if it’s a parallel world or a side dimension, only the independent person who joined the group exists.
Soul Society’s Villain: There’s even a rule like that?
Machete Girl: Then what about Kisame?
This is an Actor: Because he went to that Naruto world that’s like a parallel world, that’s why there’s a Kisame there. Got it?
Lazy Kitten: Ah! So that means, there wasn’t a Kisame in that world before? Because Kisame went to that world, that’s why Hoshigaki Kisame exists?
This is an Actor: Right.
Doujin Artist: That’s amazing.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So if Konan doesn’t go to that Naruto world, then there won’t be a Konan there?
This is an Actor: Yes, you can have Kisame check it out if you don’t believe me.
Shark-Faced Guy: No need to check, there really isn’t a Konan. And, I ran into someone I know. [Picture] Does this look familiar? He’s my partner now.
Kisame sent a picture of Uchiha Itachi, and he’s wearing the black and red cloud robe. He’s wearing a Konoha headband with a deep scratch in the middle.
Amegakure Village’s Angel: Itachi, you’ve grown up.
Doujin Artist: Haha, Konan, don’t get confused! This isn’t the Uchiha Itachi you know, this is the original one from the story!
Lazy Kitten: It looks so weird, I don’t think he’s as handsome as in the comic.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: 2D and 3D are always a little different, just like the difference between fantasy and reality.
Lazy Kitten: But Anzen’s Aizen doesn’t have that difference, he feels even more handsome than Aizen in the comic.
Soul Society’s Villain: Because Aizen in the comic is an old man, but Anzen is only a teenager. That’s why he looks so fresh.
Machete Girl: Haha, Hua, you’re really being real with that "fresh" thing.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Like a cabbage that hasn’t fully grown?
Curly-haired Guy: That’s right, our boss is definitely a cabbage that hasn’t fully grown. And you nasty women are like pigs trying to eat the cabbage, is that a good comparison?
Doujin Artist: Good comparison my butt!
Lazy Kitten: Gin, you’re the pig!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Go die, Gin-san!
Curly-haired Guy: Did I hit a nerve? Did I hit a nerve? You nasty pigs, all you think about is other people’s cabbage!
Soul Society’s Villain: Gin, are you jealous that no one wants your cabbage?
Curly-haired Guy: W, what? How could that be! Who wants you nasty women to want me? A handsome guy like Gin-san has so many women who like me!
Wig Guy: That’s right, I agree with that. Like old women like Otose.
Curly-haired Guy: ???
Doujin Artist: Hahaha, I agree with that too!
Machete Girl: Gin-san, honestly, Otose is really perfect for you! Why don’t you just give in?
Curly-haired Guy: Give in to your butt! What do you think you’re doing with my future and life, you jerks!
Lin Fengjiao: If I may be so bold, Gin. If you keep living like this, you won’t have any future or life at all. In that case, you might as well find a good woman and marry her. Otose is obviously a good woman like that.
Curly-haired Guy: You jerk, don’t you have a misunderstanding about what a "woman" is? Is she a woman? Is she really a woman? She’s a monster, a monster who will use Hidden Shadow Snake Hands on you in a second!
Doujin Artist: Haha, Hidden Shadow Snake Hands!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: If I remember correctly, isn’t that Orochimaru’s move?
Lazy Kitten: Otose’s voice actor is Orochimaru, so Gin is making a pun. I didn’t expect that you an anime character would also make voice actor jokes, aren’t you afraid of people making jokes about you?
Curly-haired Guy: What right do you Tenten who is always being made fun of have to say that!
Lazy Kitten: I’m not Tenten being made fun of! I’m a master kitty, humans are just poop shovelers and helpers to me, okay! Don’t confuse that basic idea, jerk!
Curly-haired Guy: Oh? If that’s the case, then why are you giving your woman internal energy to help her awaken? It’s fine to just replace the helper if they break, right?
Lazy Kitten: Foolish! A real helper should be tough and durable, so that the master can get the most benefit! I’m helping her awaken, so her strength will grow, and she’ll work even harder. Isn’t it much better to have an awakened person as a helper than an ordinary person?
Curly-haired Guy: Hehe, just keep using that twisted logic to trick yourself! But that doesn’t change the fact that you’re a helper kitty, just a helper kitty.
Lazy Kitten: Argh, I’m going to fight you to the death today!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Lolo, calm down, don’t get angry! The angrier you get, the happier Gin will be! To deal with someone like him, you need to stay calm!
Doujin Artist: Right. Don’t play any games with him, just start trash talking.
Machete Girl: Ahem. Everyone, stop for a second, I suddenly thought of a very important question. Kisame, that new Naruto world didn’t have you before, right? So how did you end up partnering with Itachi?
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