As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group-Chapter 376 - 377: Anzen’s Plan
Amegakure Village's Angel: ?Defending the city?
Machete Girl: Oh. Sister Mochou just took Xiangyang City not long ago, right? Now she has to defend it already?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah, I have too few soldiers here. Without help from modern weapons, it feels impossible to hold the city.
Lazy Kitten: Actually, no need for a defensive battle, right? Sister Mochou can totally charge into the enemy army and take the general's head with her own strength. Then their troops would fall apart on their own.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That's easy to say, but I still want the soldiers to win through their own hard work. That way, it boosts morale and cuts down on their reliance on me.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I see, that makes sense. If the leader handles everything, everyone would get lazy and expect handouts. It's no different from praying to gods.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Right, so I plan to just stay back and support. But with such a big gap between our forces, I can only rely on modern weapons to make up for it.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Sister Mochou, do you want missiles or tanks?
Doujin Artist: Holy crap, does Ruiko still have missiles over there?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, Academy City has its own research labs, military factories, and arms plants. Forget missiles, they can even make nukes.
Machete Girl: Whoa, so Ruiko, who controls all of Academy City, is basically like a top commander?
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, why still call her Ruiko? Call her Lord Rui now!
Doujin Artist: Lord Rui is awesome!
Lazy Kitten: Hugging Lord Rui's white-stockinged thighs tight!
Curly-haired Guy: Lord Rui, your little bro is joining you from now on! No need for much, just a few billion yen salary each month is fine.
Wig Guy: Enough already, Gintoki! Do you have any samurai honor left? Asking for billions of yen is shameless. I only need two million yen!
Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, who haggles like that? Jerk! Fine, I'll take 20,000 yen!
Wig Guy: Me, 5,000 yen is enough!
Doujin Artist: You two are really competing now?
Lazy Kitten: Just like college grads fighting to work for capitalists, fast-forward to unpaid overtime.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: No big destructive weapons, I couldn't even use them if you sent them. Just some standard gear is fine, as long as there's plenty of ammo.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh? Mostly ammo? Are there that many Song troops?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Around 40,000 or so.
Lazy Kitten: 40,000? That doesn't seem like a lot. And the Southern Song army doesn't seem very strong, no need to get too worked up, right?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The Southern Song army is weak, I knew that early on. Back when we took Xiangyang, 5,000 soldiers were enough. But this attack isn't just Song troops—there's also 100,000 Mongols.
Lazy Kitten: Huh? What? Mongols too? Are the Mongols teaming up with the Song army?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Looks like the Song army invited the Mongols to surround us. Their payoff is this Xiangyang City.
Doujin Artist: Holy crap!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No way, that's straight out of a fantasy story. I remember the Mongols ended up wiping out the Southern Song. Isn't this like making a deal with a tiger?
This is an Actor: It's making a deal with a tiger, and they know it. But compared to the Mongols, the farmers with hoes led by Mochou scare them more.
Lazy Kitten: Got it! Better to give to friends abroad than slaves at home?
Machete Girl: That's so weird. These rulers are really something. Don't they know letting Mongols in openly will hurt the common people so much?
This is an Actor: If feudal rulers cared about the people, it wouldn't be called feudal society. Their group is big landlords, officials, and the royal family. The people? Just tools for labor.
Lazy Kitten: Worst part is, even in this mess, they pretend to love the people like their own kids.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That's because their scholar-officials spread lies for them. Don't forget, history books are written by literate folks. Real commoners are farmers, and less than one in ten thousand can read.
Lin Fengjiao: Whoever controls the story wins.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Always been that way. Doesn't matter the place, race, or world. Sister Mochou, I'm starting to prep stuff for you now. I'll send a few trucks to transport it over soon.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: No need, just post it in the group.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That would cost tens of thousands of points. Shipping it over won't take many trips. 20,000 guns and two million rounds of ammo enough?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Plenty, thanks Ruiko.
Doujin Artist: Wow, 20,000 guns just like that! Lord Rui is loaded, super rich!
Curly-haired Guy: Compared to our Lord Rui, Tony Stark the arms dealer is nothing! Lord Rui is the real arms queen!
Foul-Mouth Mask Guy: Hey, buddy! You hit the nail on the head! That damn Tony is total crap! Just a creepy perv with poop on his mustache!
Lazy Kitten: Pfft, poop on his mustache, seriously!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, it's not right to trash him behind his back. Even if you hate him, say it to his face.
Doujin Artist: Deadpool wants to, but Tony ignores him. So he vents in the group to us.
Machete Girl: Thinking about it, Mr. Deadpool is kinda pitiful.
Soul Society's Villain: Like a kid isolated by the world.
Foul-Mouth Mask Guy: Fuck, what kind of bullshit take is that? Pitiful? You're calling your uncle pitiful? I can't take this, no way! Uncle's getting mad, really mad!
Lazy Kitten: Okay, go ahead and get mad.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Oh yeah, dear. You've remade Soul Society now. What's next?
This is an Actor: Ah, wanna try some random jumping around for fun.
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