As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group-Chapter 382: Building the Tower of Heaven at Hogwarts?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Jellal? Ah, this identity really matches the two roles Anzen-san picked!
In the Fairy Tail story, Jellal was brainwashed and tricked by dark magic into becoming a real monster. To build the Tower of Heaven and finish the R System, he killed a lot of innocent people.
Not only that, Jellal also made a thought clone called Siegrain. Just using that clone’s power, he earned the title of Ten Wizard Saints at age twenty.
On top of that, Siegrain held key jobs in the Magic Council.
All these traits fit perfectly with the double life Anzen chose for himself. On the surface, he’s a fancy high-up in an official group, but in the shadows, he’s a scary Dark Lord.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It matches really well, but Jellal doesn’t seem to reach Dark Lord level, right?
Machete Girl: The original Jellal sure can’t, since Fairy Tail has a real Dark Lord named Zeref. But this Jellal is played by Anzen-san.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: True, with Anzen-san’s power boost, forget Dark Lord—even a Dark God would be small fry. (facepalm)
Doujin Artist: Hearing you all, I suddenly feel sorry for those wizarding world people in Harry Potter. They have no idea what huge trouble their world is in. (facepalm)
Wig Guy: Wizarding world, total doom is coming! Sigh, what a shame! (maniacal laugh)
Lazy Kitten: ? You say it’s a shame, but you’re laughing like crazy?
Curly-haired Guy: Damn, that’s so Wig Guy style.
Wig Guy: Not wig, it’s Gintoki! Gintoki, I have some super important secret mission that needs you to do with me!
Curly-haired Guy: Get lost, I’m not going to work at that trap bar with you.
Lazy Kitten: ??? What? Trap bar? For real, Wig, you actually work at a place like that?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You’re late to the news—he started months ago.
Wig Guy: It’s not about work, it’s a huge important matter! It concerns our fate and future!
Curly-haired Guy: Huh? No way, what serious business do you even have?
Wig Guy: Yes, I need you to come poop with me! I can’t hold it much longer, hurry!
Doujin Artist: Holy crap, poop together?!
Machete Girl: You made it sound so serious, I really thought it was something big. Guess I’m still too naive.
Curly-haired Guy: You’re an idiot, you need a team to go to the bathroom? Are you still in elementary school? Get lost, go by yourself!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bathroom team-up? Hey, that’s a fresh new activity! I wanna try it too, any volunteers?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: No, get lost.
Soul Society’s Villain: By the way, is Anzen planning to copy Jellal’s plan from Fairy Tail and build a Tower of Heaven in the Harry Potter world?
This is an Actor: Yeah, that’s the plan.
Doujin Artist: Oh man, the wizarding world folks would cry if they knew. This is straight-up oppression from another world—can they even handle it?
The Tower of Heaven sounds like a paradise full of fun and joy. But really, it’s a true dark hell.
The tower’s goal is to suck magic from magical creatures, turn it into magic crystals with dark magic, then use the R System to release that massive power for immortality or even bringing back the dead.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Never mind if they can handle it. In the original story, Jellal was tricked by Ultear into building the Tower of Heaven to revive Zeref. So what’s Anzen-san’s reason for building it?
This is an Actor: To be decided.
Machete Girl: Pfft, to be decided? Why?
Shark-Faced Guy: That’s normal, since Anzen-san hasn’t figured out what he needs the Tower of Heaven for yet.
Lazy Kitten: Yeah, with Big Brother Anzen’s power, he doesn’t need the tower for anything real. It’s just set dressing with no real use.
Doujin Artist: How about claiming it’s to revive that scum Herpo? The guy who made the basilisk—he’s one of the strongest dark wizards in Harry Potter, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Nah, he’s not big enough. Better to say Slytherin—at least he’s more famous.
Doujin Artist: But Slytherin isn’t a dark wizard, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Doesn’t matter, just use him for hype. Anzen-san isn’t really eating dumplings anyway—the point is the dipping sauce.
Amegakure Village’s Angel: Since it’s for hype, why not say it’s to revive yourself? The first Dark Lord from four hundred years ago is supposedly dead, right? What’s left is Siegrain, that empty shell working at the Ministry. To get back to full power, you need the Tower of Heaven.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, Konan sis, that’s a killer idea!
Lazy Kitten: That’s got the vibe, totally the vibe! Konan sis, you write scripts like a pro—are you in the business?
Amegakure Village’s Angel: Nah, just picked up a few tricks from Anzen-san.
This is an Actor: More than tricks—you’re almost at pro level. You’re growing fast, Konan senior.
Amegakure Village’s Angel: Heh, high praise from you is rare. But words aren’t enough—need some real action.
This is an Actor: What kind of real action?
Amegakure Village’s Angel: [Picture] Like this.
Konan sent a close-up of lips with dark purple lipstick. Clearly her own lips. The meaning is obvious: she wants a "muah" from Anzen.
Doujin Artist: Wow, Konan sis is dog-abusing again!
Lazy Kitten: Abusing dogs and cats too, that’s harsh!
This is an Actor: Noted, I’ll pay up later.
Amegakure Village’s Angel: Hehe, no welching.
Soul Society’s Villain: Main plot’s set now, how about the setup? I remember the Tower of Heaven needs a spot with super strong magic, right?
This is an Actor: I already thought of that—how about Hogwarts?
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