As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group-Chapter 388: The Naruto Time Traveler Who Got Himself Killed
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ah, is Sister Konan heading out to free the five big ninja countries already?
Doujin Artist: Isn't this moving too fast? What about the building work in Amegakure Village?
Amegakure Village's Angel: No need to worry. Construction in Amegakure Village is fully on track now. We can handle both local needs and war supplies. It's time for the next step.
Lazy Kitten: If that's the case, starting with the Land of Fire is the best choice. Hit them with a lightning-fast attack and crush Konoha in one go! Among the five nations, only Konoha is a real problem. Take Konoha, and the whole world is under control.
Lin Fengjiao: But fighting Konoha will cause huge losses. Anyone who's watched Naruto knows Konoha ninjas have strong will to fight.
Wig Guy: No, I think now is when Konoha is at its weakest. Don't forget, their Fifth Hokage just died not long ago.
Shark-Faced Guy: "Not long ago" is based on your time. Nine months have passed here already. The new Sixth Hokage has been in office for four months.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Huh? You guys never mentioned this!
Lazy Kitten: Who's the Sixth Hokage? Tsunade?
Soul Society's Villain: Right. By the way, there's a funny story about Tsunade and Jiraiya.
Curly-haired Guy: What funny story? Did those two hook up? That Jiraiya is asking for death, daring to touch our boss lady's girl! I'm going to the Naruto world right now to chop him up!
This is an Actor: Agane. I get that you're defending me, but can you not be such an idiot?
Doujin Artist: He really is an idiot. He twists everything into something dirty! If that happened, would we need you to tell us? Our Sister Konan isn't just eating rice for nothing!
This is an Actor: No, that's not what I meant by calling him an idiot.
Jeral wanted to say he had no weird relationship with Tsunade at all. But the group members clearly misunderstood.
Machete Girl: I get it, I get it. You mean Agane is just an idiot at heart, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It's normal for an idiot to say idiotic things. If Agane ever stops being an idiot, that would be shocking.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It might even be the end of the world.
Curly-haired Guy: No way! You bastards, how much more do you have to smear Gin-san before you're happy? Am I really that much of an idiot?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bro, do you really have no self-awareness?
Wig Guy: No self-awareness is Gintoki's charm.
Curly-haired Guy: Screw your charm, go die! And you female demons, all go die!
Doujin Artist: You won't die. Mad yet? Flower sis, ignore this idiot. Keep going. Did those two really hook up and get chopped up by Sister Konan?
Amegakure Village's Angel: I wouldn't do that. One slash is enough to kill. Chopping into pieces wastes too much energy.
Machete Girl: Damn, your "wastes too much energy" threw me off. 𝘧𝘳𝘦ℯ𝓌𝘦𝒷𝘯𝑜𝑣𝘦𝓁.𝒸𝘰𝓂
Soul Society's Villain: Sorry to disappoint you. They didn't hook up. The funny part isn't them, it's Might Guy. When that time traveler became Hokage, he felt his ceremony wasn't grand enough, so he sent Might Guy to invite Jiraiya back to back him up. In the end, Might Guy took nearly two months to find Jiraiya.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft!
Lazy Kitten: Oh man, two months late? Even if that traveler didn't die, he'd be pissed to death.
Lin Fengjiao: If he knew this from the grave, he'd probably come back to life from anger.
Doujin Artist: Sent to find someone, but took two months. What kind of efficiency is that? Amazing! Might Guy, truly forever a legend!
This is an Actor: Can't blame Might Guy. Blame the time traveler himself. Doesn't he know who to send for what job?
Anyone who's read the original Naruto knows Might Guy isn't the sensing type for search missions. This low efficiency is all on the time traveler for giving that order. He couldn't even handle basic staffing.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, that idiotic order was probably a main reason he got himself killed. If he hadn't sent Might Guy out of Konoha to find Jiraiya, maybe he could have lived.
Lin Fengjiao: Hard to say. Even Might Guy's Eight Gates might not beat that sixth-rank reincarnator.
Soul Society's Villain: It's okay. The sixth-rank reincarnator wasn't that strong.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That's from your view. I struggled to beat that fifth-rank reincarnator. Without that suicidal fighting style, it would have dragged on forever.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Because Mochou sis's opponent was special. Even Anzen praised him highly.
Soul Society's Villain: Continuing. After Might Guy and Jiraiya got back to Konoha, they found the Fifth Hokage already dead and stiff. They barely sat down before heading out again for Tsunade. Halfway, they ran into Orochimaru, fought a big battle, and brought her back to become Hokage.
Lazy Kitten: Wait, did Might Guy take Naruto's original spot?
Doujin Artist: No way it's that crazy. Did Tsunade see Might Guy and think of her brother like with Naruto? What kind of weird plot is this?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Not quite. The plot took a turn here. It ended with Tsunade and Might Guy in a drinking contest. Then Tsunade returned to Konoha.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Drinking contest? In the original Naruto, it doesn't say Might Guy drinks.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Might Guy, can't underestimate him! The original Naruto didn't show his full side! Maybe in reality, he's a hidden booze tank!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Overthinking it. Truth is, he got drunk after one cup.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Machete Girl: One cup and drunk? Then why did Tsunade go back to Konoha with him?
Soul Society's Villain: Because drunk Might Guy opened the seventh gate right there. No distinction between friend or foe, he started drunken fist in the bar. Not only did he chase off Orochimaru who showed up, he leveled the whole street.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Tsunade couldn't pay for the damage, so what else could she do but go back to Konoha to hide?
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