(BL) The Villain wants a Divorce!
It always starts with an accident.That's how all these stories go. One moment, you're minding your own business, and the next, you wake up in someone else's body. For Caspian, his accident started earlier than he even knew.Maybe it began when his sister got him into romance novels? Or when he started really sympathizing with the villains at the ends of books? He'd never know. It was too late to worry about it now.For now, he had to find a way to fix this nightmare, or rehabilitate his image, all while trying to free himself from the fate set out for him. All because of the damn "gods" who he'd cut a deal with.These were the only two options he had available, and he wasn't sure he could succeed at either. The man he had taken over for had beena true piece of work. And the secret villain of the book he had been reading before he passed.It had been a harem novel. A reverse harem novel.He was trapped in a huge ass CASTLE with a bunch of men who hated him because he was taking affection and time away from their shared wife. All Cass wanted to do was be a good person, not mess around with this poor woman and her far too handsome husbands.But why would no one leave him alone? Was he too suspicious? And why, after going out of his way to avoid them like they had asked, did they keep pestering him?And where did the heroine go?How was he going to manage three, handsome men without the heroine?
- C.245: A cookie cutter lesbian house
- C.244: A firm list to follow
- C.243: For my eyes only
- C.242: We can’t do this here
- C.241: Lady Ava gets what she wants
- C.240: What a pretty girl
- C.239: Are you kidding me? So damn close!
- C.238: I don’t want to be here when you two find out
- C.237: Gender and genderless
- C.236: Hello darkness my old friend
- C.235: A holy knight?
- C.234: I got friends on the other side
- C.233: Come on, help a hero out
- C.232: Survive
- C.231: The weight of the world on your shoulders
- C.230: Every family is complex
- C.229: Father dearest
- C.228: I paid 2 gold for this?
- C.227: The truth to the rumour
- C.226: Leave the poor service workers alone
- C.225: Big, buff, macho guys
- C.224: We are plotting, Cassian
- C.223: Let’s start a rumour, baby
- C.222: Dragon on the roof
- C.221: A handsome man in denial
- C.220: The man doesn’t even know what Cass gave him
- C.219: The audacity of these fools
- C.218: A man and his emotional support jerky
- C.217: A glade? That sounds like the best thing in the world right now
- C.216: White? With this hair colour?
- C.215: Boss battle
- C.214: That’s not what I’m into
- C.213: Step on me
- C.212: The perfect man
- C.211: I’m not here to give you a faith crisis
- C.210: A good hero?
- C.209: Alarmingly normal behaviour
- C.208: A sub in for a bond partner brawl? Alright
- C.207: Above average (m)
- C.206: A very uneventful day
- C.205: Poking the bear
- C.204: We would what?
- C.203: A pact with yourself
- C.202: A forward directed at Cass’ throat
- C.201: Something to kill the time
- C.200: A not so subtle secret
- C.199: The poison? Made for Cass? That poison?
- C.198: You’ve earned this cold shoulder
- C.197: Pushed to the limit
- C.196: An offer you can’t refuse
- C.195: Lucian, let a man breathe
- C.194: Uh, is that how it works? I thought you wouldn’t want them to like me?
- C.193: This isn’t about to be lord of the rings, right?
- C.192: This couldn’t be worse
- C.191: What’s in the bag?
- C.190: Don’t look at me like that
- C.189: A big, beautiful wall
- C.188: Ya’ll split the party?
- C.187: This feels too easy
- C.186: Hot and cold (suggestive)
- C.185: When the body finally gives out
- C.184: Something to choke on
- C.183: I’ll flirt with him wherever I please
- C.182: Vespertine has some questions
- C.181: Someone needs to be put in a time out
- C.180: An insensitive bastard
- C.179: We do not go around saying we like to eat people
- C.178: Two souls, one body
- C.177: An old dog can learn new tricks
- C.176: Look, we’re not so different, you and me
- C.175: Some secrets can’t stay secrets forever
- C.174: I don’t want to talk about it
- C.173: You have got to be joking
- C.172: I hope no one was hungry
- C.171: Everyone, I’m fine! My body is just revolting against being here. Totally normal
- C.170: Can’t a guy just have a little bit of fun?
- C.169: Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but stop looking at me
- C.168: A saintess with power, but no connection
- C.167: A racing mind and a tired body
- C.166: A joke made in poor taste
- C.165: What? Did you think I only went after girls? Ha!
- C.164: This feels a bit like a hostage negotiation
- C.163: We’re all supposed to share, huh?
- C.162: The Dragon finally gets what he wants
- C.161: It’s textbook demon manipulation, baby
- C.160: Magic and a cookie for a well rested man
- C.159: Not above using my new name
- C.158: A looong carriage ride
- C.12: A strong, powerful...wife?
- C.11: A comrade in arms
- C.10: Am I...a bad guy?
- C.9: I’d trade a god for a dollar
- C.8: If you don’t act like anything is wrong, no one will notice
- C.7: A skinny, sickly twink? Really?
- C.6: What a greedy girl, huh?
- C.5: A test of courage for a new henchmen
- C.4: What the hell did I put in this?
- C.3: Making deals with ’higher powers’ never end well
- C.2: That’s all this was? A Whoopsies?
- C.1: I’ve been single my whole life. Who the hell are you?