Born a Monster-Chapter 240
240 Servant of the Axe β Burned Face
Chapter Type: Conflict (versus society)
I screamed like a wild animal thrown in the bonfire. Those of you paying attention already know, all of my uses per day of Boil, Boil were already expended. πreπwπππππ―ππ.c૦π
I took all twelve of that fire damage, as the new skin under my scales buckled and blistered and leaked puss. I rolled away, to extinguish the fires in my clothing that hadnβt ignited.
I came up with my shield to block... nothing. She was gone, as though she had never existed.
βHow the seven hells?β I asked.
The maido were all screaming and wailing, presumably at each other. I doubt any of us understood them.
Kismet had a new curved shortsword, of the type the Daurians prefer for indoor use. Madonna had a new crossbow, also in evidence. Gamilla had some kind of weird double-bent-blade spear thingie.
Was I the only one without new weapons? How had THAT happened?
βDamn it all!β Madonna cursed. βI wanted to test this on something living.β
.....
βHow did she get out without us seeing her?β Kismet asked.
I looked. βThe windows up near the roof.β
Kismet squinted. βMaybe if you were attacked by the worldβs skinniest man.β
βIt was a woman.β I said.
She put her sword into a scabbard, hooked the scabbard onto her belt. βOkay, lift me up.β
I did what I could.
βHold me steady!β she hissed.
βItβs not easy, I still have an injured midsection.β I said.
βDonβt you DARE turn that around on me! You. Deserved. That. Kick. And this one... AUGH! What was that?β
βThat was me dodging rather than holding you.β
βOh, itβs on now.β She said, just as the guards began barreling into the room.
The maido huddled in a corner away from the rest of us, hiding behind their mako.
The guards had weapons that werenβt new, but were meticulously kept sharp and well-maintained. They made demands in languages I didnβt know, and responded poorly when I attempted to ask them how we could help.
For the most part, we ended up sitting against the back wall, Gamilla and Madonna answering questions and Kismet and I looking stupid.
βThis isnβt over.β Kismet told me.
I shrugged. βOther priorities right now.β
By the time the guards left, we were all ready for bed. My uninvited guest had flipped several mats and left the blankets in general disorder.
βNo, great sir! What are you doing?β Maido Imiji asked.
βPutting the room back in order so I can sleep?β
βYou. Out.β Mako Hajima ordered. The three of them descended on the room, and had it in order in under a minute. She then led the maido in a procession past me, none of them even glancing at me.
βAmbassador, perhaps you shouldnβt go in tomorrow. Your face...β
βGamilla, Iβm tired. Itβs time to sleep. Tomorrow will wait until tomorrow.β
βBut...β She said some words to the mako, who answered pleasantly.
I woke briefly, while the two maido worked together to get some manner of stinging mustard-like sauce under my scales to treat the burned skin. I wonβt say they got every last bit of it, but it was enough to satisfy my System that the wound had been treated.
Then, so sorry, they gently wrapped my head and neck in bandages, so that I couldnβt open my jaws. I ended up getting back to sleep that night, but only after I thrust my claws through the bandages into my nostrils so that I could breathe easier.
I woke with 20/40 health, and the [Lightly Wounded: Burned (treated)] condition, and a hunger that would have made nearby horses nervous. I tried to untie the bandages around my mouth, but Mako Hajima struck my hands with her fan whenever I moved my hands near them.
βShe says you are lucky to be alive and, so sorry, will need to see a physician before removing those.β
I made gestures to mouth and stomach, just accepting the blows for the former.
βAh, yes. We have ordered broth and a straw. So sorry, but until your bandages come off you will be on a strict diet.β
I had some choice words about that, but lacked the linguistic skill to properly translate them. Not that I could pronounce them properly with my mouth held shut like it was.
βAmbassador, perhaps you should put off todayβs normal activities? Give yourself an extra day? Just nod your head.β
I asked.
βBwah!β she said, taking a step back, and raising a handkerchief to her nose, which was starting to bleed. βPlease do NOT do that!β
And then she muttered something about gods blessing mutton heads; although I had an idea what she was actually saying, she was right β even when I didnβt intend it, there were sometimes side effects of using my mind-speech on her.
Kismet had a tolerance, and Madonna took to it like an eel to water, but I had to be careful around Gamilla. I had some success when I tried to whisper at her, but sometimes I just forgot.
βSo sorry, honored sir, but you MUST see a doctor.β Maido Ijimi insisted.
Well, the guards, once we got to them, had other ideas. They escorted me to a room in the admiralβs basement, where the sorts of people who are better at asking questions with thumbscrews and dental implements asked me questions without either.
They viciously cut my bandages off, and reacted in horror when I tried to explain that I didnβt speak their languages yet. They called in a guard.
βYou will cease pretending you have difficulties speaking civilized languages.β
βIβm not pretending. I am a Truthspeaker, and cannot lie to you.β
βWhy was one of the shadow slayers investigating your room?β
βI donβt know, but it seemed like she was looking for something.β
βWhat are you hiding?β
βNothing physical; your guards have been most thorough in searching our belongings.β
βWhat non-physical things are you hiding?β
βI am the ambassador from a nation that is smaller than some of your provinces; could you be more specific?β
βSo sorry, but he is going to strike you now.β And he did; it continually amazes me how much pain you can take without damage.
He began speaking to me softly, slowly, leaning over me to remind me how much larger than me he was.
Iβve Seen This Before didnβt even activate. I burst out laughing, and gently shoved on his chest.
βSo sorry, but he is NOT scary.β
βYou do not want me to tell him that; he will BECOME scary.β
I slammed my hand on the table, pulled my skinning knife from my inventory. βTell him to start at the thumb where the talon breaks the skin. Right here.β
He spoke softly to the thuggish one, who exhaled, and picked my knife up to examine it.
βHe says your knife is very dull.β π³ππeπ πππ§π¨vπΖ.coπΆ
I shrugged. βI need to sharpen it. But this...β I pulled out my Flavian and set it on the table. βThis is part of my secret shame.β
βHe has a nephew who can help you re-forge that blade. He says nothing short of that will save it.β
βI would very much appreciate that; I am in his debt.β
βHe says you can repay that easily. What might she have been looking for?β
I scratched an itchy patch on my neck. βMight she have been trying to plant evidence?β
It was their turn to laugh. βHad she planned that, you would now be dead. So, what else might she be looking for?β
I pulled the letters from my inventory, bound together with twine. βI would guess she wants to know what Iβm doing here.β
βWhat are you doing here?β
βI need to make a number of unreasonable requests, get laughed at in public, or cursed and belittled, or however else the admiral chooses to dismiss my requests.β
βWhat requests?β
Whatever, I began with the requests that werenβt secret.
We all had a huge laugh about that, and making up stories about who wanted that information and why. Lunch was plentiful, and there was a small glass of rice wine for each of us.
And only then did they release me to my normal guards, who escorted me to a medical hut.
I call it a hut, but it was massive. The roof was palm leaves, woven with herbs and ivies. It had no walls, and was filled with shelf-desk things.
βThis is healing quickly.β She told me. βI will recommend ginseng extract with garlic powder. Twice a day for three days, and your skin should be as clear as a babyβs.β
She handed me the pills. βAnd, it should help clear up your chi.β
βWait.β I said. βI can EAT things that improve my chi?β
βEvery child knows this. What, are you only two years old?β
.....
I chuckled. βI am a Truthspeaker, and cannot lie to you.β
Yes, those are the words he used. Not Shadow-that-Slays, but Slayer-of-Shadows, the Daurian term for adventurers (well, those who go out and slay monsters for the common good; Iβm not sure the position directly translates).