Cameraman Never Dies
them. That is, until his life deemed his playthrough unfair and gave him a red card. Poison was his family's best friend, as everyone had at least tasted it once, not twice because they never could.Death was never on his calendar, neither was an offer for a divine gig. Enter the Deity of Stories, a celestial being with a fetish for plot twists, who offers Min Jae a deal he can't refuse: become her divine cameraman.No, not the kind with a lens, but one who records the tales of mortals. In return, he gets a second shot at life, in a world where his dearly departed parents are alive and well, ready to dote on him from birth.Reborn as Judge (because "Min Jae 2.0" sounded too dull), he quickly realizes this new life is no gift. This steampunk utopia, filled with airships, clockwork gadgets, and an alarming lack of Wi-Fi, thrives on manipulation. But who needs the internet when you have a divine camera and the sharp mind to control it all?Judge isn't just here to record stories; he's here to write them, casting himself as the mastermind behind every twist and turn. Armed with his divine powers, he navigates complex schemes, power-hungry nobles, and ruthless industrialists, all while keeping his ultimate goal hidden: to ascend to godhood and rewrite his own fate.Of course, he generally makes a glorious mess of things, all while trying to keep his dear parents blissfully unaware of his less-than-angelic schemes. But as the stakes rise and the Deity of Stories watches his every move, Judge must tread carefully. Can he manipulate his way to the top, or will he become just another character in someone else's plot twist?---Just a quick disclaimer: The book steers clear of any unwanted adult stuff. However, it does feature a potentially disturbing amount of violenceenough to make you wonder about the author's mental health.So proceed with cautionand maybe a shield!
- C.171: The grim reaper who deleted system32NEW
- C.170: Divine wrath!... Yeah, no thanksNEW
- C.169: What? You read? Who are you?NEW
- C.168: Who put out the lights?NEW
- C.167: The restaurant that was too... French?NEW
- C.166: Ok that sound dangerousNEW
- C.165: Have you heard this new trend called... dying?NEW
- C.164: The crimson eclipseNEW
- C.163: Why am I always the one punished? - Judge (Obviously)NEW
- C.162: Ahh! Too brightNEW
- C.161: Congratulations, You’re Officially Patience Now!NEW
- C.160: A loner’s guide to philosophyNEW
- C.159: Why do they look so horse—ey if they’re not?NEW
- C.158: This is not going to end well is it?NEW
- C.157: A church too big for its own good, who makes these?NEW
- C.156: The seed of doubtNEW
- C.155: When mass murder is yesterday’s news, but biscuits are today’s battlegroundNEW
- C.154: Behind the scenes, the creator pulls an all-nighterNEW
- C.153: The Blood mist, without the bloodNEW
- C.152: When things get too bright and you can’t even see your own shadowNEW
- C.151: Where Did the Door Go? Asking for a FriendNEW
- C.150: You call that a fight? Hold my sword as I probably don’t need itNEW
- C.149: Much Ado About Bloody BusinessNEW
- C.148: Trust Me, I’m Definitely Not SmirkingNEW
- C.147: Maybe the mission was the bumps we suffered along the wayNEW
- C.146: The gathering inside a vending machineNEW
- C.145: The Sin of Pride Meets the Sin of OverthinkingNEW
- C.144: Safe? Or Just Safely Ignored?NEW
- C.143: Why the Ice Box Deserves a MedalNEW
- C.142: A family drama gone wrong... horribly wrongNEW
- C.141: A dramatic kowtow that everyone regretted doingNEW
- C.140: Oh hi! Don’t mind me, Just here to silence youNEW
- C.139: Bow Down, Sit Down, Now Spill the Tea— no not that TeaNEW
- C.138: And she said, ’May thou walk upon the waters,’ and lo, he walkedNEW
- C.137: Seraphis’s attempted murder— tch, he still livesNEW
- C.136: You Call That Cheating? Hold My SwordNEW
- C.135: Lost and Found? Nah, Just LostNEW
- C.134: The Headache That RoaredNEW
- C.133: Let’s go hunt some... c-cloth?NEW
- C.132: "Don’t kill" - Brute PhoenixNEW
- C.131: The giant snake(fish) who deserved more screentimeNEW
- C.130: The Idiot, The Phoenix, and the Fine Print Conspiracy (volume 1)NEW
- C.129: Lesson one in survival: Know your placeNEW
- C.128: The divine... purple eyes?!NEW
- C.127: Its that purple glow againNEW
- C.126: The two mentally, un-maturedNEW
- C.125: When you are hungry but Simon(Seraphis) says "no"NEW
- C.124: The Great Case of the Missing Bullet Box (Spoiler: It’s in the Fog)NEW
- C.123: Let’s see, how do I shoot this thing?NEW
- C.122: Buying firearms legally. Plot twist-there is no licenseNEW
- C.121: When you try too hard to not Jinx itNEW
- C.120: Money matters, but it does not when your reputation is on lineNEW
- C.119: Transformation Isn’t That Special, Okay?NEW
- C.118: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a HeadNEW
- C.117: Father Knows Best... Except About BooksNEW
- C.116: The clown of sinister smirkNEW
- C.115: Clowning Around in the DarkNEW
- C.114: Maybe You Can’t Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy LunchNEW
- C.113: Do try this at home... or government officesNEW
- C.112: Why Yes, I’m Here to Commit Fraud – Thank You for AskingNEW
- C.111: High Fashion or Hired Assassin?NEW
- C.110: A Clocktower Pose a Day Keeps Dignity at bayNEW
- C.109: The journey to the west... or east, I dunno just teleportNEW
- C.108: The Art of Hitting the Ground GracefullyNEW
- C.107: Mission impossible: sleeping past sunriseNEW
- C.106: The legend of a spirit who faceplanted through dimensionsNEW
- C.105: When a four-year-old have some very concerning stationary objectsNEW
- C.104: Are you sure an assassin lives here?NEW
- C.103: Option One: Study Spirits, Option Two: Become OneNEW
- C.102: Relax, its just a prank— The prankNEW
- C.101: Assassination : How to sneak into a castleNEW
- C.100: A Hundred Ways to Make Trouble (Noel’s Pick: All of Them)NEW
- C.99: ’Tis a tea party innit?NEW
- C.98: Why is this happening, God? Oh wait I am a godNEW
- C.97: Wow! More secrets!... Ouch! More headache!NEW
- C.96: Intimidate the new guy, the usuals in workplaceNEW
- C.95: When you want to feel nostalgic but you just can’tNEW
- C.94: When your mother ’runes’ your emotionsNEW
- C.93: When dad catches you red-handed before you even startNEW
- C.92: Sherlock Holmes? No, different seriesNEW
- C.91: The super edgy assassinNEW
- C.90: Of course, something ’had’ to happenNEW
- C.89: Mom Said No Adventures, So Naturally… Here We AreNEW
- C.88: The beauty and the corpseNEW
- C.87: How to kidnap a four year oldNEW
- C.86: When you get lightheaded, literallyNEW
- C.85: Judge’s plan for a risky endeavorNEW
- C.84: The Principle of Seeing Through Stuff (Just Not Clothes)NEW
- C.12: Dad’s missing, but do I care? No!NEW
- C.11: Ether Well? More Like, "Well, That Could’ve Gone Worse."NEW
- C.10: How do I tell a giant bird that a mannequin is not tastyNEW
- C.9: How to Not Die (Step One: Don’t Switch Souls with a Rubber Doll)NEW
- C.8: Teleportation for Babies: Judge’s New Bedtime StoryNEW
- C.7: The Art of Sitting Around and Thinking like an evil mastermindNEW
- C.6: Journey to a DIY throne roomNEW
- C.5: Seriously! What’s up with the Blood?NEW
- C.4: Seriously! What’s up with the horns?NEW
- C.3: World domination 101: Learn the languageNEW
- C.2: Ether, Psyche, and Other Things You Can’t GoogleNEW
- C.1: A Toast to Friendship, With a Side of PoisonNEW