Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!-Chapter 363 Cat Dad’s Father Is Stupid

Chapter 363 – Cat Dad's Father is Stupid

WHOOSH

Mao Miaomiao directly appeared in the boss room. He looked around and spotted several strong immortals there.

Mimir, Taotie, Ifrit, and Cookie sat at a round table in the middle of the hall, playing a D&D game with an extra massive map. As Mimir took the role of the DM (Dungeon Master), he hid a stack of script pages and monster tokens under the table in front of him. As for the other three, they role-played as adventurers, exploring the vast map that Mimir had prepared for them.

The seniors glanced at Mao Miaomiao briefly and ignored him. They focused on the game.

The disguised ant overheard their conversation. Mimir looked at the script behind the cardboard wall and the papers in front of him. He snickered as he narrated the event.

"You've entered the Goblin Cave. The dark cave's floor is uneven, and it's hard to see anything without a light source. Moreover, you hear the desperate cry of victims that the goblins abducted from the Water Town."

Cookie-Cookie, as birdbrain as she was, asked for Mimir's permission.

"By chance, if we manage to rescue the kidnapped girls, can we roll a die if we can have fun with them, coo?"

Mimir broke a sweat, "You mental birdbrain! Your character is a fucking saintess and your alignment is lawful good! You can't turn heel and ravish the victims."

Ifrit raised his hand, "What about my character, muscles?"

"Well, you are a neutral chaos character bandit, so it's your choice if you want to backstab your party or mess up something for fun."

"Who cares about the victims?! I WANT BLOOD! My character charges into the cave!" Taotie laughed and rolled a die without Mimir's permission.

Mimir evilly grinned. He glanced at Taotie's character status and held back his laughter.

"Your dexterity is lower than 5, and you didn't send a scout to clear the traps around the cave entrance. You have triggered a pendulum blade trap, and you have a 5% chance of dodging the incoming blade. You must roll 1d20 and get 1 to dodge the fatal attack. Oh, by the way, why the fuck is an injured wizard charging head-first into the dungeon before your party?"

"If it's like this, I cast Final Sacrifice on Cookie and explode everything!"

Cookie widened her eyes, "WTF?! WHY ME?!"

Mimir shook his head, "You don't have enough action point to conjure the spell, you idiot!"

"NUUUUUUUU!!"

Taotie screamed in despair while the other immortals burst into laughter.

Looking at the crowd, Mao Miaomiao envied them. He wished he had many friends and enjoyed an outing like that. Because of the wholesome environment, he wanted to meet Xiaomao as soon as possible.

He wondered if he could get a warm and touching reunion.

Mao Miaomiao made up his mind. He would shower Xiaomao with artifacts and unique cultivation resources that he had been collecting throughout his life. Then, Xiaomao might be very happy. Excited, he looked around and scanned the dungeon with his domain, searching for Xiaomao's whereabouts.

Unfortunately, someone found him first.

"What are you doing here? This is a restricted area."

Fu De glared at Mao Miaomiao, who was still in the scarlet war maiden disguise. She sized him up and glanced at his name.

Scarlet War Maiden, Level 1,999.

Fu De furrowed her brows. After the invasion, some ants managed to ascend and become immortals, but their levels hadn't crossed 1,100 yet. She didn't remember that she had this strong subordinate on B2.

The more Fu De inspected Mao Miaomiao, the more she suspected him. She had a lingering dread feeling that she had seen this ant's face somewhere before.

"When were you born? Why haven't I seen you around? Did you join the Yeet City Siege?"

Hearing the name of the city, Mao Miaomiao reminisced about his past life. Before the Great Reset, Yeet City was the home of the Ju Clan, and two of his wives belonged to that faction. At that time, the city was the home of alchemists, and Mao Miaomiao visited there once.

Moreover, the name of this immortal vampire was the same as his enemy in the past.

'Fu De? Fu De from Heavenly Goose City's slum district? Is she the reincarnation of that vampire geezer?'

Amused, Mao Miaomiao asked Fu De, "Senior, by chance, do you remember who you were in your previous life?"

"!!!"

That was Mao Miaomiao's mistake – Scarlet War Maidens never talked!

Fu De noticed that and jumped several steps backward. She turned toward Mimir's gang and asked for help.

"WE GOT AN INTRUDER!"

Mimir and Taotie flinched and instantly vanished. They instantly appeared behind Mao Miaomiao and surrounded him.

Taotie was in his original form. His fiendish appearance and large physique emitted a terrifying black aura, and his domain enveloped the entire boss room.

"I had a funny feeling about you earlier! I thought you were one of the evolved ants, but your level is too high for a newly ascended ant! WHO ARE YOU?! CONFESS, AND I WON'T NIHIL YOU!!"

Mimir stood calmly, but twelve magic canes hovered behind his back. 144 grand spell magic circles rotated in the air above Mao Miaomiao and the crowd in the room, ready to fire on a signal.

Ifrit and Cookie, on the other hand, failed to react. They simply stared at Mao Miaomiao's level for a moment and returned to their seat.

"Meh, that imposter has no chance, coo!"

"Yeah, she's as good as dead, muscles! But how the hell does she know how to transform into one of the ants? Or rather, was the previous alarm really legit, muscles?"

"Probably. All newborn ants are automatically registered as one of the dungeon's guardians, coo. I don't remember any goon growing this fast. She's obviously an imposter, coo!"

The other busy immortals, such as Alice, Titania, and Qidia were also attracted to the commotion. But when they noticed how weak the intruder was, they lost interest.

Meanwhile, Mao Miaomiao deeply sighed. Once again, he did something stupid. Even his talking sword dissed him.

"Idiot Miaomiao! Before reincarnation, you were as dumb as a donkey. In this life, you're still a moron!"

"Yeah, I know. I'm an idiot. My bad."

He grumbled and raised his hands. Then, he reverted to his original appearance.

As soon as the war maiden transformed into a naked angel, Mimir and Taotie were frozen in shock. Although they had never interacted with this angel in their previous life, they knew who he was.

The name indicator above the angel's head clearly revealed who he was. Moreover, his level was colored in red, which showed that he hadn't recovered his true strength yet.

Mao Miaomiao, the Chaos Seraphim, Level 1,999 (??????)

The angel brightly smiled, "I'm here to visit my son. Can we talk?"

"…"

As Mimir and Taotie didn't know how to react to the sudden visit, Mao Miaomiao winked at Fu De. 𝗳𝒓𝙚e𝓌e𝚋𝙣𝚘𝐯𝙚𝙡.𝑐૦ｍ

"Also, Senior Fu De, it's nice to see you again. Sorry about the previous life. Let's be friends this time, okay?"

Fu De widened her eyes and screamed in fright. She remembered the angel well. After all, in her previous life, she died because of him and his family.

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?!"