Disaster Apocalypse: Farming, Family, and My Hidden Secret Space-Chapter 527: Wedding Day Anecdotes
Luo Song was indeed stumped, lowering his eyes in thought. Just when everyone thought this question was unanswerable, Luo Song looked up and smiled at Sister Hui'er.
"My answer is that if my wife and grandfather need saving, and my wife and grandfather naturally wouldn't have such problems. If there are unexpected situations in my family, by the time I find out, everything would already be fine."
Under the veil, Jin'er pursed her lips and smiled. She had always known Luo Song was a smart man, otherwise, he wouldn't have grown his business so big; his mind certainly worked fast enough.
A normal person would be caught in a dilemma, but a smart person wouldn't get entangled in the problem itself; instead, they would find a solution to it.
He truly didn't disappoint her.
This answer left everyone in the room staring wide-eyed at Luo Song, then... they had a sudden realization.
Why didn't they think of that? Indeed! If it's about saving one's wife and grandfather, naturally one should go and save them.
Brilliant, truly brilliant!
Admiring glances were cast towards Luo Song, especially from the young men who had come to fetch the bride; they all grinned. No wonder he was the one that the most beautiful and powerful Jin'er from their village had chosen. They simply couldn't compare to his quick thinking, and they couldn't even muster any envy at this point.
Sister Hui was also taken aback. When her cousin tested her with this question, she pondered for a long time without a good answer. She immediately felt even more satisfied with this future brother-in-law.
But she said, "Don't get too pleased; there's still the next question. Everyone knows my sister is quite skilled. To be her husband, you naturally shouldn't be weak either. However, it's a wedding day, and it's not good to use fists and feet. How about this: within the time it takes for half a cup of tea, do a hundred squats."
"A hundred... in half a cup?" Someone in the crowd immediately shouted.
"How is that possible?"
"Can't we change it up? This is way too hard!"
Sister Hui shook her head and looked at her future brother-in-law, asking, "Is it difficult?"
"Of course not... alright, a hundred squats in half a cup." Luo Song replied with a confident smile, then looked at the bridal entourage behind him. 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚
With just a glance, everyone understood, and ten young men stepped forward, squatting down instantly. It took only a dozen breaths for them to complete a hundred squats.
Though Sister Hui pouted in reluctance, a smile flickered in the depths of her eyes as she haughtily said, "I suppose... you guys passed. Fourth question, it's straightforward: after you get married, you'll be family. So who will be in charge of the house?"
"Naturally, my wife," Luo Song said without a moment's hesitation, and his eyes burned with such intensity that not even a vast army could deter him, as he confidently looked at Jin'er.
Sister Hui couldn't hold back the smile on her lips, "…Barely acceptable, you passed. But future brother-in-law, since you're a scholar, writing a poem shouldn't be difficult, right? This is the last question today. Answer it well, and you can fetch the bride…"
Upon hearing this, Luo Song's eyes narrowed, and he eagerly began, "As long as heaven and earth last, two souls entwine, Ethics spanning a hundred generations continue, To bless the celestial pairing in this world, In unity, the household witnesses phoenix and luan harmonize."
"Bravo..."
Cheers arose, and though everyone was a bit puzzled, it didn't hinder their admiration. The poem radiated joy, speaking of eternal togetherness and harmonious unions, hence it was obviously good.
Amidst the cheers, Liu Hui's lips curved into a smile, and she gave a thumbs up, "Brother-in-law, you're impressive!"
The call of "brother-in-law" made the curve on Luo Song's lips lift even higher. He took out a handful of red envelopes from his pocket and stuffed them into Sister Hui's hands, making the girl happily step further back.
Then Xiaoxiao extended her hand... After overcoming numerous obstacles, Luo Song finally stood in front of the bride, greedily gazing at the person sitting elegantly on the bed.
"Jin'er, I've come to fetch you!" His deep voice, full of affection, was accompanied by the cheers of the crowd as he handed the large red silk flower to Jin'er.
Under the veil, Jin'er lowered her head slightly, revealing a smile that gave everyone the impression that she was shy.
Then... they bid farewell to the elders.
At that moment, Jin'er deeply felt the reluctance of marrying off. Even though the two families would be just a wall apart, the emotions couldn't be described, and tears welled up uncontrollably as Jin'er earnestly kowtowed to her parents and grandparents.
"Good, good. You must love each other dearly in the future. Our Jin'er may not have been born into a wealthy family, but she was spoiled by us and hasn't suffered any grievances. If she is ever capricious, tell Grandpa. This old man is here," he said, handing the red envelope to Luo Song.
"Thank you, Grandpa." Receiving the red envelope with both hands, Luo Song solemnly said, "Grandpa, rest assured. I promise here that I'll ensure Jin'er's happiness."
"Good, good..."
"Live a good life together in the future. Now that you're married, you need to grow up, understand?" The grandmother's eyes were teary as she handed out her red envelope.
"Yes, granddaughter will remember," Jin'er said, choking up as she gave another kowtow to receive the envelope.
Nodding with gratification, the grandmother looked seriously at Luo Song, her tone gentle yet carrying a trace of sternness that allowed no argument, "Grandmother has always known you're a capable and sensible child, and sincerely likes you. Now, I'm entrusting my most beloved granddaughter to you – don't disappoint Grandma!"
Luo Song nodded solemnly, seriously promising, "Grandma, rest assured, I certainly won't let her suffer any grievance."
"Grandma trusts you. Good child, stand up," the grandmother said, satisfied.
Then they bowed to the parents.
Hua Chengtian's eyes were red as he looked at his daughter, whom he doted on as she grew up, feeling truly reluctant for her to marry off. One moment, he was looking at his daughter with heartache and indulgence, and the next, he was casting a warning look at his freshly appointed son-in-law.
"Jin'er has been raised carefully in my palm. As her father, I can't bear to see her suffer any grievance, so if I find out you have wronged her, don't blame me for not sparing you. I will personally bring my daughter back..."
"And us too," said the three brothers standing nearby, simultaneously, eyes full of threats, making timid souls reconsider taking a wife home.
Luo Song felt a chill under the fierce glares from the men of the Hua family, subconsciously tightening his skin.
Over the past days, he had not escaped 'bonding sessions' with his two brothers-in-law.
But looking at his bride kneeling beside him, he felt it was all worth it; the threats were nothing if he could marry the one he loved!
"Father, rest assured, there won't be an opportunity for that," Luo Song said, warmly accepting the red envelope from his father-in-law, his tone in earnest. Hua Chengtian lightly grunted in approval.
At Qi's place, the smile carried tears, unable to hold back, just like her mother-in-law, admonishing her daughter to mature now she's married and to live a good life ahead.
Different from her husband's sternness, Qi treated the son-in-law with tenderness, "Song'er, mother is entrusting her daughter to you. I believe in my judgment of people."
"Mother, rest assured, I'll never fail Jin'er," Luo Song continued to promise.
"Alright, alright, the auspicious time is near. The newlyweds prepare... the bride onto the palanquin..." The matchmaker happily called as she looked at the time after bowing to the parents.
Jin'er didn't rise, but heavily kowtowed three times to her grandfather, grandmother, father, and mother in the hall. Amidst her mother and grandmother's restrained sobs, she was sent onto the bridal sedan on her brother's back.
Amidst the blessings of the people, they paraded around the village three times and returned to the Luo house, which marked the beginning of another bustling scene.







