Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!-Chapter 316 - 314: Spanking

Facing an unreasonable woman, there’s only one method, which is to be even more unreasonable than her.

But obviously, now is not an appropriate time.

After all, the other party’s identity is quite sensitive. If I make some overstepping actions, I will definitely be criticized by others.

Therefore, in the end, Lin Yi could only temporarily swallow his pride and helplessly ran to the middle of the field to move the straw man back.

Yet when he got to the middle of the field, he indeed found it difficult.

After wandering around for a bit, he discovered that on this row of straw men, there wasn’t a single bullet hole to be found.

It was precisely because of this that he became somewhat troubled, not knowing which one to move.

"Little Linzi, what are you dawdling for over there? Hurry up and bring the straw targets to me,"

Just as he was hesitating, he suddenly heard the little Emperor’s shouting.

This made him helplessly smile bitterly and spread his hands directly towards the little Emperor:

"Your Majesty, you’re really putting your subject in a tough spot, I also don’t know which to move, Your Majesty didn’t hit any at all."

As soon as he said this, the little Emperor’s face turned bright red with shame.

Especially since there were so many people around, this brazen fellow had actually said it outright, how could she not be infuriated?

Immediately she spoke out in a bad temper:

"What nonsense! Bring them all to me, not a single one less."

With these words, Lin Yi could confirm that this was definitely out of spite.

But obviously, the little Emperor was just talking big.

Even though she verbally asked to bring all the targets over, she actually started walking towards the middle of the range.

"Move aside, I want to see for myself. As the Divine Archer, how could I not hit a single one?"

Although she said this, the little Emperor’s gaze still wandered over each straw target, only to finally realize indeed not a single one was hit.

This caused the little Emperor to feel extremely embarrassed.

Immediately afterwards, she directly threw the firearm back to Lin Yi.

"This thing you’ve developed is not good enough, later you must properly research it. It’s not that I didn’t hit them, it’s your fault for making such a faulty thing." ƒreewebηoveℓ.com

Upon hearing this, Lin Yi also felt helpless, thinking this really was the classic case of ’if someone can’t poop, they blame the Earth for not having enough gravitational pull’!

"Heh heh, how about your subject gives Your Majesty another demonstration?"

After he spoke these words, the little Emperor suddenly glared:

"Alright, today I want to see if you can hit the target every single time!

Hmph! I’ll give you ten chances today, if you miss even once, I’ll give you ten hard spanks."

She said so verbally, but in her heart, she was still grumbling with resentment:

This rascal, this flirtatious rogue! In front of so many people, he doesn’t consider preserving my dignity at all.

Alright, today I really want to see if you can hit the target!

Hmph, don’t blame me for dealing with you when you miss.

After hearing the little Emperor’s words, Lin Yi’s face also instantly turned bitter.

He cursed under his breath, why did I have to say anything?

When this woman gets angry, where is there any reasoning with her? Why bother with her at all?

Now look what’s happened, it’s difficult to get off the tiger’s back!

If I really can’t hit the target, then I’m in for a certain spanking.

Especially seeing the little Emperor’s mood at this moment, it seems impossible to avoid the punishment.

Furthermore, even sharpshooters from the future wouldn’t dare say they could hit every shot, let alone with these firearms, which are far from accurate.

Not an exaggeration at all to say, that last shot making the list was pure luck!

Moreover, what I never said was that I was originally aiming for the first target but hit the third one.

Now, if you ask me to fire ten shots, forget about hitting all ten, it would be pretty good if even three hit the mark.

But at this moment, the little Emperor is staring at me with a huff, which makes me awkwardly offer a little laugh.

I want to refuse, but before I could even speak, the little Emperor glared at me.

This scene couldn’t help but amuse Ying Yi standing to the side.

As for whether Ying Yi is worried that Lin Yi will get a beating?

Of course not, after all, the Emperor is even more concerned for Lin Yi than she is.

Even if there really were to be a beating, it’d have to be the Emperor himself doing it, nobody else could.

In the following moments, Lin Yi had no choice but to pick up the firearm and start loading the ammunition.

Of course, although the little Emperor was somewhat irritated with Lin Yi, this wasn’t a temper tantrum.

They were actually conducting a real experiment.

The two of them wanted to see just how powerful these firearms are and how accurate they can be!

If their accuracy is remarkable, then these firearms really could replace bows and arrows.

But if the firearm is off-target, if Lin Yi’s ten shots all miss, or if he can only hit one or two or three out of ten, then there isn’t much point to the weapon.

At most, it would be useful for scaring people on the battlefield.

As Lin Yi finishes loading the first bullet, the little Emperor suddenly gestures for Ying Yi to come closer.

Upon seeing this, Ying Yi immediately stepped forward, bowed respectfully, and said:

"Your Majesty."

"Fetch the punishment stick for me. If this guy misses even one shot, he’ll get ten lashes each time."

As soon as he said this, Lin Yi, who was already aiming the gun, stumbled and nearly fell to the ground.

Good grief, she’s serious? This girl’s heart is a little too cold.

They say if you can’t do it for the saint, do it for the sake of the Buddha; even if you don’t respect the Buddha, you should at least respect our comradeship.

For you, I’ve been tirelessly rushing in and out of battle, but to think in the end you want to beat me with a stick! That’s just uncool for you, little Emperor!

These are the thoughts he dared only keep in his heart, not daring to voice them out loud.

However, what he didn’t know was that even though he thought this way, every word was clearly captured in the little Emperor’s mind.

Upon hearing these thoughts, the little Emperor’s cheeks flushed with embarrassment, alternatively glaring and feeling ashamed at this fellow.

Really wanting to go over and kick him right in the butt!

Alright then! Are these thoughts you can just have as you please?

You’re busy rushing and charging into battle for me, while I’m out welcoming you with open arms!

Hearing this, Ying Yi at the side also slightly curled up the corners of her lips.

She then immediately bowed, affirmed it, and disappeared in a flash.

After a short while, Ying Yi returned.

And in her hands, she was holding a large wooden stick used for punishment.

Upon seeing this stick, Lin Yi glared at Ying Yi.

Clearly, the threat was evident.

If looks could talk, you would know Lin Yi wanted to say

"Girl, just you wait, we’ll see how I’ll take that stick and thrash you later!!"

...End of Chapter...

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